Simply fucking amazing ain't it!
Well if St. Ronnie had been carrying a gun at the time...I mean, a fully-loaded automatic. Right there in his hands. Swinging it around, looking down the barrel at everyone, all the time. As every one of us would be, at every waking moment (non-waking moments being spent in locked, bullet-proof steel capsules). The NRA's dream for Amerikkka, the Freeestest Nation in the History of Freedom. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Also, the blessed St Ronald rose from the dead after being shot.
I'm gonna use this. It's a short concise rebuttal, and "the best trained armed guards in the history of the world" part gives it that "America! Fuck yea!" feeling that everybody loves so much.
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