Sunday, December 18, 2011

As The Race For A Successor Begins...

NEWTJONGIL
 ...one conspicuously reckless meglomaniac stands out.

5 comments:

lockswriter said...

Ego so massive it affects the tide…

Big early success followed by years of screwing up…

Still has a fan base for some reason, but many people who used to follow him now die a little inside every time they hear his name on the news…

Newt is the GOP's M. Night Shyamalan. 1994 was his Sixth Sense. God willing, 2012 will be Last Airbender.

Sophist said...

As The Race For A Successor* Begins...

(*No Mormons)

Anonymous said...

Now that "lil Newt" has fired off the first upgraded salvo in his neo-fascist arsenal (arresting federal judges he disagrees with) what will he do to up the ante?
I say..book burning at one of his "rallies"....or some form of crystal night...only with welfare offices or maybe abortion clinics. God when is that nomination again?

chrome agnomen said...

scary thing is that if this guy ever took over the reins in north korea, i would really begin to take seriously the newcyooler threat from that quarter.

Phil said...

Why isn't he already there?

I would pitch a couple of bucks for his air far but they have to fucking keep him when he gets there, no give backs.