Friday, October 28, 2011

Mr. Gilliard Would Like A Word With You


I guarantee you this planet-cracker from the late Steve Gilliard's archives is better and more timely that 4/5th of anything you were planning on reading today.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

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This will not be for tender eyes or sensibilities.

Ok, when you have a team, people bring different things to it, but the goal is to fucking win. You don't get anywhere by cutting down your fucking teammates. You don't like Mike Moore and Move On, you bitch about them in a private e-mail, you don't run to those fucking bitches at the WSJ and proclaim them the problem. The only thing those assholes at the WSJ editorial page can do for a liberal is break their hands in a skiing accident and not work for a few weeks. That's the only help they can provide. Any asshole who runs to them to whine isn't on MY fucking team. They're out for their own fucking selves and realizing that doesn't take the genius a five year old uses in McDonalds.

A lot of people wanted to buy into the bullshit that the GOP was beating us like a trailer park wife. Well that's horseshit. Our problems is that our coaches suck. They not only don't know how to win, they act like they don't want to win. Yeah, yeah, Clinton won, but this is a different team playing a different fucking game. The public likes clear choices. You may hate George Bush, but you know where he stands, and that's why John McCain will NEVER be president. He's too many things to too many fucking people. And Hillary is marching down that same fucking road.

A lot of you blame John Kerry for losing. Well, that's also horseshit. Even Tucker fucking Carlson thought Kerry had in the bag. We fucked up by discounting the church offensive of Rove. That's where those votes came from. It wasn't any fucking Swift Boat either. They fucked up, according to Zogby, and people didn't believe them. But that was one fine magic trick, taking out Rather and neutralizing the draft dodging issue against a bona fide war hero. They played a better ground game. Did Kerry fuck up? Sure, but it wasn't about any vote fraud shit. That battle was lost when Ken Blackwell decided to play for the home team. Once he decided to Tom his way to popularity, that was a done deal, Diebold or no, wacky Bev Harris or no. Part of the problem is that Kerry was saddled with the same losers everyone else had to deal with. Coaches who can't fucking coach and try to win using the old playbook. They KNOW that playbook and hand our asses to us when we use it. They didn't want to win bad enough. They thought there were rules. Our old friend Hunter Thompson knew that politics had one set of rules, do anything to win which you can get away with. The fact that Kerry got close is a miracle, given the team he had.

But the real blame belongs in Congress. Anyone want to tell me how that wacko Tom Coburn is a Senator? It's like Theodore fucking Bilbo rose from the dead and took back his seat. He should have been carted off to await the rapture in a mental hospital.

The DLC should be called the dumbass losing coaches. Al From couldn't coach his way out of a fucking paper bag. His day is done.

Here's the deal: Americans like the lives liberals gave them. There have been fundamentalists since 1740 and, like roaches, they pop up, fuck up a few things and scurry away. Rapture? Every century brings out those wackos. Left Behind is Star Wars for Bible thumpers. Fucking fiction. But what they don't like is our unwillingness to stand for something. The GOP has lied and bullshitted so many times, it's a miracle people can wipe their asses after listening to them.

And how do liberals react? Oh, Americans are sheep, let me move to Toronto, Bush is a fascist.

Which is just an excuse for cowardice. Conservatives don't say that shit in public, they act like they're protecting the poor while fucking them in the ass. They sure talked up Jesus during the election, and then fucked them good with tort reform and bankruptcy laws. They talked up the marrying faggots and then picked their pockets. The oldest hooker scam on the planet, get you thinking about your dick, while picking your pocket. Yet, how do we react, what do we do? Whine about Fox. Fuck Fox. Fox is for morons. Ignore fucking Fox, turn it into a fucking echo chamber. Thank God Bush decided to overplay his fucking hand.

The bankruptcy bill is a fuck up, a fuck up assisted by the party of the rich, which is, of course, bipartisan. And it will be such fodder for good news stories and legal challenges that they will regret passing it. But why did it pass? Because we let it slide and didn't demand a fight. Now we have to get the horse and put it back in the fucking barn. And praise God that Bush has always had a hardon for Social Security. If some dumbasses don't lose their nerve, Bush will ride this puppy to defeat, a brutal asskicking defeat. Stopping Bush is the ultimate validation of liberal idealism and its effectiveness, if people seize that and ram it up against the bullshit free market ideology they never bother to practice themselves., What the fuck does some think-tank asshole know about work. he spends his day bullshitting about ideas he'll never live under. I say give them some field experience. Max Boot thinks the military is so fucking great, well, there's a job in Iraq for his ass and the rest of the warmongering chickenhawk pussies who jerk off to big guns and use the Military channel as their porn. Milton Friedman would have been a communist if he had to live under his own ideology. he spouted that bullshit from a professor's desk in a country which granted generous social protections.

The simple fact is that the America we have today is the result of liberalism. You get to jerk off to Halle Berry and dream about Denzel Washington because of liberals. The idea that liberals are pussies is bullshit, bullshit that we help promote because we let these lunatics define us. Ann Coulter is a fucking nut job, but everyone treats her like she's sane.

And to all the liberals who would say:, we can't be like them, it doesn't matter what we do, I have a simple fucking reply: FUCK YOU.

Let me drop a little history lesson on you: the Blitzkrieg was effective when the Germans used it. It was brilliant. But you know the problem, they never had enough equipment or men to do it full out. Having been taught well, guess who did? The Russians. They not only had tanks and planes, but more of them, in more places. They chased the Germans with the venegence of the wronged. The Blitz in German hands got them to Moscow, in Russian hands, it got them to Berlin for 50 years.

We use our tools against the GOP and will split them and win. The Bible Thumpers will always be with us, and after a while, people get sick of them. They did in the 20's and they will now. The GOP has one fucking thing holding them together, power. In 2007, a lot of fiscal conservatives are going to find their nominees for president are a high grade of wacko, like Rick Santorum. People who are too crazy to win, but because the Jesus freaks control the GOP street game, they will have to decide what to do. Just like we listened to Jim Carville four years too long, the GOP will curse the name of Karl Rove for letting the Jesus freaks think the GOP is God's Own Party. Personally, I plan on handing them anvils and watching the fucking bubbles hit the surface.

And about the media: subvert it where you can, provide alternatives when you can't. We have to challenge them when they are wrong. We can't let them get away with bullshit and then whine about it. And we have to start picking friends and enemies. No law says you have to talk to the Weekly Standard or NRO and I wouldn't bother. Let them say what they want, racist thugs, the lot of them. We don't have to make their job easier.

The GOP workd the refs to the point that they shit themselves. It's time to do the same. Someone ought to be deconstructing David Brooks and sending out PR releases highlighting his fucking errors and sexism weekly. This is not a game to win on defense. Sulking about how things don't go your way gets in the way of making them go your way. You have to assume that they're against you and you have to hammer them. I don't care if they say they're liberal or not, their owners aren't. They're greedocrats.

Which is why as much as I respect Lauire Garrett, it's clear she suffers from newspaperitis. You can't make newspapers better. When they go, they go and don't come back. But you can make print better, you can use different tools. Anyone trying to save newspapers is trying to revive the dead. TV? TV is about money even more. If selling cat fur was a fad, TV would endorse it. Expect nothing from them that you do not fucking make them do.

Oh, and one final fucking point: if you are not with us, you are against us. If Al From wants to suck Wall Street cock, that's fine. If Hillary Clinton wants to make nice with Man on Dog Santorum, that's also fine. But if you step to us, try to blame us for your failures, we will stomp a fucking mudhole in your ass. The GOP wins because we didn't fucking fight back. Now? We fight. And if you don't want to fight to win, we're gonna make you sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. We won't be asking, either. This isn't the hippie left of peace and love. This is a left with money and balls and we're gonna fight. Fuck Peter Beinart and his neocon friends. Fucking asshole licking PNAC ass like a prison punk. Every time he goes on a show as a liberal, we should be calling the bookers, e-mailing them, saying he's not. We have to work the room, get to the editors and the show bookers and the people who run the machine. Not just bitch about how unfair it all is.

Because it isn't unfair. It's life. It's only unfair if we sit around with our dicks in our hands doing nothing. You want to change this country, you change it. You change the terms of debate, how it's debated and who gets to debate. And you stop whining how it's all against us. In 1972, a lunatic like Rick Santorum wouldn't have gotten on Firing Line, much less the US Senate. Now, we have to do what they did, but meaner, faster, harder. The Germans started with the Stuka, but it was the Sturmovik which ruled the skies at the end of the day. The GOP may have started this fight, but we'll be the ones to finish it, if we have the will to.

From Santorum to Neocons, from the Wall Street fuckers to Occupy the Newsroom, from the Quislings inside our perimeters to call for a weekly deconstruction of the lies of David Fucking Brooks...it's all there.

It was damn good advice six and a half years ago.

It still is.
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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Drifty,
LONG time no chat. However, I still lurk and admire. Steve was brilliant. Carry on. More people have to see this and act on it. WORDS TO LIVE BY......
Thanks for the re-post!

Crazygrrl in Mass

Denny Smith said...

A clarion call to action, not words.
Forget the civility, forget the centrist nonsense, forget trying to reason with 'em.
Action--it's a beautiful thing.

Retired Patriot said...

Drifty,

Thanks for bringing Gilly back. The more I re-read his old posts, the more prophet he becomes.

To me, it's amazing how little has changed since he wrote this post. Except for OWS. Can you imagine Steve there? I don't know if he would be more angry with the crazy-lefty types or amazed that enough people decided they had enough and started to do something about it.

RP

Mr.Shemp said...

Drifty, you the legacy of Gilly. Keep up the amazing work, sir.

Cirze said...

Advice?

Hell.

This is the word from God. (And in your case, Dg, plural!)

And we are damned fools if we don't embrace it with gusto.

There should be no more TV spots with Karl Rove, Cheneys, Rummie, Buchanans, etc., without millions of calls/emails/texts/etc. telling them how wrong they are to give liars a venue and that we're going to never watch them again or buy anything from their advertisers as long as they continue to have these sickening excuses for knowledgeable commentators on.

And say a few words about filing complaints about their licenses for fair news coverage.

That'll make the whole country sit up and take notice.

OccupyEveryStreet!

S

http://occupyGreensboro.org

Anonymous said...

God Damn!

RossK said...

There is no doctrine like....

The Gilliard Doctrine:

"There's a tendency for liberals to try and be fair, to consider other viewpoints, so we get baited by them in debates on terms that they set. I'm going to act on the following: I don't care what conservatives think........

(because)

.....I'm not writing to make conservatives happy. I want them to hate my opinions. I'm not interested in debating them.

I want to stop them."

Anonymous said...

a great voice sadly missed. and needed now more than ever. Steve wasn't shrill - he fucking ROARED!

Anonymous said...

Can you compose a single sentence without use of the word "fucking"? Or would it make it too difficult to impress your readers?

Anonymous said...

These are the words of a true warrior for justice.

Don't like them?

Then close your eyes and ears and get the fuck out of our way.

themadkansan said...

Anonymous (coward) @ 7:05pm:

Fuck You.

AND the fucking packets you rode in on.

We are DONE playing fair, sharing our toys, being nice. It's brass knuckles and shivs now.

If you ain't up for the fisticuffs (verbal or otherwise), get the fuck outa the ring.

goddamn concern-trolls...

PS: Word verification: ponsi. *snrk!*

Richard said...

One of the things about Gilliard that I remember was that he posted on the bursting of the housing bubble and the resulting foreclosure crisis in late 2006, about a year and a half before it was commonly known

he had his ear to the ground that closely

gruaud said...

Gilliard is legendary.

Batocchio said...

Damn. I've read some good recent pieces eviscerating the latest "Third Way" DLC bullshit, but Gilliard's is epic, and a great reminder of the history of this crap.

Dave Bellard said...

I love the Gilliard Doctrine.

Thanks for keeping him front and center as a liberal prophet, Driftglass.

Michael said...

I agree with the late, great Mr. Gilliard. The problem is, a good portion of the blogs you have listed on the right hand side of your page do not adhere to that philosophy. I have thought much of this topic and it still frustrates me. Ultimately to even think of winning any kind of battle with the right wing we must become more organized, and now more than ever considering the hatred they have drummed up for teachers, labor unions and just about anything else middle class. I wonder if it's not too late.

Phil said...

Gilly was a fucking genius and it is to our great loss that he died young.

Thanks Drifty, for reposting his words of wisdom and prescience.

There is no quarter given to those fucking bastards on the right wing on my behalf, just a rusty cork boot right in the nuts, repeatedly.

Rev.Paperboy said...

when oh when will Gilliard's posts be edited into a book?

Jack said...

Damn I miss Steve. Thanks for keeping his memory alive, Driftglass.

Gilliard Lives! said...

Steve fights on! Thanks DG!

Tata said...

Still jarring to see his face and re-read his words. Thank you, dg.

drjwg said...

Thanks man. The fire still burns bright. And FTFY.

Kenneth Mark Hoover said...

Wouldn't it be nice to belong to a political party that didn't hand over its lunch money to the bully and then crawl to a dark corner and sob with fear?

We have the GOP on the ropes. They are like a drowning man clutching at a razor blade. I say do them a favor and take away the razor blade. And then walk away as the water gurgles in their mouths and they go down for the last and final time.

But that will never happen because that would entail fighting back and standing up for Liberal principles. Much easier for Democrats in congress to crawl on their belly and hope the psychotic bully will like them THIS time.