Coiffed!

Corrupt Ex-Governor Update


From The Canadian Press:

In interview, ousted governor Blagojevich claims he's 'blacker' than Obama

By Deanna Bellandi (CP)

CHICAGO — Ousted Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says he's "blacker than Barack Obama" and tells Esquire magazine that he was a real person in a political arena dominated by phonies.

Blagojevich, referring to the president as "this guy," says Obama, a fellow Democrat from Illinois, was elected based simply on hope.

"What the (expletive)? Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter," Blagojevich told the magazine for a story in its February issue, which hits newsstands Jan. 19.

"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived," said Blagojevich, who is white. "I saw it all growing up."
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Who's the gubernatorial dick
That was a clout machine to all the chicks?
COIFFED!
Ya damn right!

Who is the moral train wreck
That'll fuck us all to save his neck
COIFFED!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop a plea
Until his peeps work out the fee?
COIFFED!
Right On!

They say this cat Coiffed is a nutbag governor
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Coiffed.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his agent
ROD COIFFED!