Saturday, November 07, 2009

Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude


I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you fault when your Party's insane?
A shrieking, bigot-riddled daisy chain?
Rabid from a diet of paranoid lies
Peddled by demented teevee guys?

The
Gutless
Party
Leadership

Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude
Letting his Party come completely unglued
A laquered corpse, irredeemably screwed
Like the Oompa
Loompa
Sprayontan
Dude

13 comments:

StonyPillow said...

The Educated Eggdicator says he's a bad egg.

Satchel Pooch said...

Sheer brilliance. ::: bows :::

boukman70 said...

Beautiful!

Dusty said...

I raise my glass to ya Drifty. ;)

Watching the four hours of debate today is quite entertaining..in a sick way.

Malacandra said...

That's a thing of beauty.

Suzan said...

Can we all haz our sprayontan now?

Superb, Dg!

As usual.

S

darkblack said...

Yeah, that's the golden ticket alright.

;>)

nonnie9999 said...

bravo!!!! i bet the poor little oompa loompa sprayontan dude misses some of his little friends.

Bustednuckles said...

The Orange colored Oompa Loompa dude can
Suck. My. Dick..
It's spelled Bohner, not Baynor but I guess if I tell ya different, often enough, you can call me Fred.

What a fucking twat.

StringonaStick said...

Finally, an entertaining ear worm!

Dee Loralei said...

Damn you Drifty, they scared the crap out of me in the original movie. And in the re-make they were even more creepy. But this, this sir, is the most fucking creepiest of all!

Now I'm going to go hide under my bed.

Jenonymous said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

DRIFTGLASS FOR POET LAUREATE.

Love ya.

lostnacfgop said...

aw, man, doesn't this make Gene Wilder into Rush Limbaugh?

out-f**king-standing!!!!!