Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude


I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you fault when your Party's insane?
A shrieking, bigot-riddled daisy chain?
Rabid from a diet of paranoid lies
Peddled by demented teevee guys?

The
Gutless
Party
Leadership

Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude
Letting his Party come completely unglued
A laquered corpse, irredeemably screwed
Like the Oompa
Loompa
Sprayontan
Dude

 
 
 
 

Post a Comment 13 Comments:

  • StonyPillow said...
    12:29 PM
    The Educated Eggdicator says he's a bad egg.
  • Satchel Pooch said...
    12:38 PM
    Sheer brilliance. ::: bows :::
  • boukman70 said...
    1:31 PM
    Beautiful!
  • Dusty said...
    2:08 PM
    I raise my glass to ya Drifty. ;)

    Watching the four hours of debate today is quite entertaining..in a sick way.
  • Malacandra said...
    2:19 PM
    That's a thing of beauty.
  • Suzan said...
    5:45 PM
    Can we all haz our sprayontan now?

    Superb, Dg!

    As usual.

    S
  • darkblack said...
    5:49 PM
    Yeah, that's the golden ticket alright.

    ;>)
  • nonnie9999 said...
    8:11 PM
    bravo!!!! i bet the poor little oompa loompa sprayontan dude misses some of his little friends.
  • Bustednuckles said...
    9:37 PM
    The Orange colored Oompa Loompa dude can
    Suck. My. Dick..
    It's spelled Bohner, not Baynor but I guess if I tell ya different, often enough, you can call me Fred.

    What a fucking twat.
  • StringonaStick said...
    10:36 AM
    Finally, an entertaining ear worm!
  • Dee Loralei said...
    7:09 PM
    Damn you Drifty, they scared the crap out of me in the original movie. And in the re-make they were even more creepy. But this, this sir, is the most fucking creepiest of all!

    Now I'm going to go hide under my bed.
  • Jenonymous said...
    3:18 PM
    I've said it before and I'll say it again:

    DRIFTGLASS FOR POET LAUREATE.

    Love ya.
  • lostnacfgop said...
    7:45 AM
    aw, man, doesn't this make Gene Wilder into Rush Limbaugh?

    out-f**king-standing!!!!!

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