Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sunday Morning Comin’ Down



FoxNews' Laura Ingraham Gets The Memo:

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A few weeks ago it was Malkin.

A few weeks from now it'll be Newt Gingrich again, with all of his on-camera lying forgotten.

Every week, it is the same. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

with the same plastic avatars being reset to their factor-default settings at the end of every staged confrontation.

Nothing is ever over at the Mouse Circus. Nothing is ever resolved. No string of bloody failures, treason and lies is ever so great that you permanently lose your key to the Villager Executive Shitter. Nothing is so far beyond the pale that you will not be welcomed back into the Great Muppet Fellowship again and again and again, forever and ever, toxic circular jabber without end, amen.

Nothing, nothing, nothing is unforgivable.

Except, of course, being right, being honest, and being a Liberal.

5 comments:

Mike Goldman said...

You have it precisely, sir. They are all complicit, so of course an honest person is their greatest threat.

Phil said...

As usual, the nail has been driven.
Quite the observer you are, except for a couple of type O's.
No bijjie, I fuck up all the time, it's my cuase in life.

I can never figure out why in the fuck Newt keeps popping up.
WTF?
He is a disgraced former Speaker and as far as I can tell, hasn't held any kind of office in years.

Why is this asshole in my face all the time? Who gives a flying FUCK what he has to say?

Why isn't Tom Delay in jail?

Bush, Cheney, all of those fuckers broke the law, self admittedly, and yet, here they are.

I just don't fucking get it.

I do want to thank you for this service you provide. I don't know how you can subject yourself to the abuse week after week.


Thanks dude, yer the shit my man.

Busted

Phil said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha, speaking of type O's.
I told ya.

Distributorcap said...

i dont think even a skank like Laura Ingraham wants to be kissed by Roger Ailes

even skanks have their limits

you sir, are friggin brilliant!

Anonymous said...

look forward to Sunday Morning all day... brilliant