Rising Late and Angry

from his little, doll bed


American Hero and GOP Maximum Leader for Life Rush Limbaugh shuts off his

Ronald Reagan Alarm clock


Clears the sleep from his head

with a refreshing Chesterfield


Scrubs down his corroding privates with a handful

of Borateem

Dons a crisp, clean

Van Heusen shirt


And pausing only long enough to

put a stamp


On his important letter to the fine people

at the Reagan Library


he leaves on his important mission.


His limousine rolls down the scenic

Reagan Tollway


Taking the

Reagan High School turnoff


Past where some of the crew from the

USS Ronald Reagan


Are taking a morning jog through

Reagan Park


Dropping him at last at the airport where he takes the shuttle to

Reagan National Airport


Where another liveried vehicle whisks him down the

Reagan Parkway


Then across town, stopping briefly at the

Reagan Federal Building to shake a few hands before getting in front a microphone to deliver the his Important Message!

From Politico:

"Placing [Kennedy’s] name on a health-care bill, in memoriam, or using his name as a sympathy ploy to advance a health care bill that would deny Americans the choices Sen. Kennedy had is an insult and is supreme hypocrisy,” the talk show host Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday. 'The senator's passing is going to give them the opportunity to use the sympathy play to get as much done in his name as possible."

…To put his name on this current health-care bill would be to insult what he stood for,” Limbaugh said.

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