Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Mr. Devious Explains


Exactly how the private insurance racket works in under three-and-one-half minutes.

...
Reverend : It's about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim.

Devious: Well yeah, it's just that we're not as of yet, totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim.

Reverend : But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement.

Devious: That's just legal jargon you know.

Reverend : But my car hit by a lorry standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim.

Devious: Well, Reverend Morrison in your policy, in your policy it states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid.

Reverend : Oh dear.

Devious: You plunked for our "never pay policy" which, uh, which if you never claim is very worthwhile but you, uh, had to claim and there it is.
...

The difference is that 39 years ago -- when Monty Python first aired this bit -- Mr. Devious was just a shabby little ferret in a four minute skit.

Today he has moved from auto to health insurance, has a personal net worth of $2.4 billion and owns clear title on seven Senators and 35 Congresscritters.

2 comments:

Mike Goldman said...

How's the nude lady, though?

Gay Veteran said...

"Today he has moved from auto to health insurance, has a personal net worth of $2.4 billion and owns clear title on seven Senators and 35 Congresscritters."

guess you're talking about just the Democrats