Change I can believe in.
If true, I would have to rate these six words as the happiest to be published by the New York Times as a result their own actions in the last year:
"This is William Kristol’s last column."
Of course, based on the Law of the Conservation of Villager Idiocy, I assume he has been let go to, oh, say, boss PBS, or take over as editor-in-chief at the L.A. Times, or run Citibank, or work part-time as the $175,0000/month rebranding manager for the Palin/Plumber '12 exploratory committee.
But for the next little bit I can dream that a just Universe has laced up its kicking shoes and finally, finally, finally punted this smirking, bestial, blood-soaked hack into the ranks of the unemployed and that the next we'll hear of him will be a mention in the Walton Family house organ as "Greeter of the Month" at the Sadr City WalMart.
By the way, one anagram for "Kristol's last column" is
"A troll mocks, insults"
Another is:
"Mass Kill Lust Con Rot"
But then, you already knew that.
This is William Kristol’s last column.'
That's a juxtaposition we can believe in, my friends.
;>)
Gah. Please let him forever rot in the hell he helped create. Rot mfer, rot.
(Hey, I can dream, right?)
"Billy, for the year you've been writing for the Gray Lady, you have proven to be the anti-prophet. In order for one to look like a prognosticator, all one need do is religiously read your screeds both here and at that right wing rag... then say the opposite. Don't let the door hit your lying ass on the way out."
Not clever, I admit, but I'm still on my first cup o' joe.
Ah well, there are more wingnuts. In any core sample, they will point Due Wrong.
While I'm thrilled to see the shift in attitudes among the Punditry, (Chris Matthews is ranting about Cheney and torture, I suppose better late than never) it is a sad lesson that, in the end, they are weathervanes; no more use than a wet finger held out the window.
And, jurassicpork, I loved this assclowns edition.
Idle hands... When you're the Devil himself or a member of the D.C. elite (Devil's Cabinet)(Or the brains of the outfit) there's much mischief in need of hands-on management.
Time for us to get on that Go-Pnac email list.
What a fucking dim-witted hack!
i may have told this before: i was once alone in an elevator with kristol for 15 long floors. it was all i could do not to throttle the short, stout, chronically red-faced watb who so clearly had been bullied in a grade-school yard and has spent the rest of his life taking it out on all of us.
what a gift -- his departure -- this morning brought.
boy, am i sorry i bothered.
but i understand better why kristol likes palin so much. they communicate in "word salad."
boy, am i sorry i bothered.
but i understand better why kristol likes palin so much. they communicate in "word salad."
.
They should definitely hire you, DG. High quality at a reasonable price!
Well, gee, I dunno, the pickin's are slim, aren't they? Lesse, there's Dick Morris, Friedman, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh...
Like I said, slim pickin's...
Gosh, you'd think he would have been kind enough to send some examples along to the NYT HR folks before they pulled the trigger on the hire...After all, their judicious study of the discernable writing craft is legendarious.
;>)
Blogger jurassicpork said...
Oh, no! Who will be our guide to absolutely the wrong thing to do? - The Watcher backwards
Nope JP, that were the Were Bear.
Well, gee, I dunno, the pickin's are slim, aren't they? Lesse, there's Dick Morris, Friedman, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh...
Like I said, slim pickin's...
Vultures are circling. While the assclowns you listed are indeed 180° from correct 100% of the time, they do not sit at the head of the table in the PNAC bunker.
"Fixing the glitch" ala Office Space would rectify most of the glitches in relatively short order.
Kristol in remission? His last re-mission didn't work out so good when put into action.
WTB Kristol is perhaps the most dangerous scumbag breathing today.
Masterfully done, sir.
Regards,
Tengrain
Whoever hired him should be canned as well. Whoever, day after day, let this "man" spew forth in any medium should be canned and..... well, worse.
And takes the 23% with him.
Like Blago, these people are not news. Only fodder for our discontent.
We need to keep our eye, on the ball that is the new leadership, and Congress. And move them to our needs.
Life is simple, don't fuck it up.
Harumph.
he is wrong 99.9% of the time - but likes to have us think he is cool.
i hope this pissyant turdface -- well you know what i mean
Gotten the call yet?
How could they not pick you?
I guess we could start a write-in campaign to enlighten them about the obvious choice for the next NYT columnist.
As usual you rock and the Mouse Circus coverage is another classic and pure gold!
S