(scary video via Throw Away Your TV)
This ‘Tard is my Shepherd; He’s all that I want.
Even though He lieth to me about Iraq’s green pastures:
And leadeth me around like a fucking show-dog.
He reduceth my taxes:
He telleth me the Dirty Fucking Hippies are really to blame, for His legacy’s sake.
Yea, though I watch the Valley of the Shadow of Death on my kickass plasma teevee
I will fear no evil, for, uh, I’m not ,uh, actually in the, y’know, Army;
Thy Fox and thy Rush, they comfort me.
Thou preparest another round of lies about the presence of mine enemies,
Though we both know this ain’t about nuthin but oil.
My dumb runneth over.
But I’m pretty sure scary brown people have been plotting against me all the days of my life,
So I will dwell in the Party of Dubya forever.