The Liar.

The Witch.


And the War Dead.


The Republican Chronicles of Mesopotamia...


...which also conveniently serves double-duty as the chart for your annual GOP eye test.

Cover your left eye.

If that’s a little better, you might be slightly astigmatic.

Now cover your right eye.

If that’s a little better, you may have a little of what we refer to as “Lazy Eye”.

Now cover both eyes.

If that’s better, congratulations: You’re what we call a “Moderate”.

Coming next Summer: “Part II: Out of the Silent Congress.”