Monday, January 12, 2026

I'm Genuinely Pleased To See So Many Respectable Public Figures Catching Up To Where Liberals Were 20 Years Ago

No kidding.  This is from Margaret Sullivan's newsletter:

Journalists should be telling these disastrous and consequential stories with clarity, tough reporting and a reliance on verifiable facts.

Thankfully, some of that is happening, and I’ll give a few examples in a moment. But first, I have to draw your attention to — and express my disgust at — the way the Jan. 6, 2021 anniversary was portrayed on CBS Evening News. It was almost kissed off altogether, but the attention it did get was rife with appalling “both sides are equal” commentary.

“President Trump accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack. Hakeem Jeffries accused Trump of whitewashing it,” was the summation by newly installed anchor Tony Dokoupil, as images of the Trump faithful hoisting banners that thanked him for their pardons played in the background.

That’s what this is about? Both sides equal?

“SHAMEFUL,” was the response of Larry Sabato, who runs the nonpartisan Center for Politics at the University of Virginia.

He’s right, of course. And the broader context makes it even worse.

“Dokoupil’s disgraceful framing served as a reminder that Larry Ellison, the billionaire Oracle co-founder who bankrolled his son’s takeover of CBS News’ parent company, Paramount, assisted Trump’s efforts to try to overturn the 2020 election,” was the apt reminder from Jon Passantino of the Status newsletter.

My Guardian colleague Jeremy Barr looked at the anchor’s first week on the job, which was mostly an embarrassment to the legacy of the storied network, despite his relatively strong interview with border czar Tom Homan.

On the one hand, it's possible that all of these Damascene awakenings are too little, too late.  On the other hand, it's been damn lonely out here on what, for a very long time, were the disreputable, and roundly derided "Both Sides Don't!" fringes of journalism, so the companionship is welcome, even though, more often than not, our new companions have no idea that we exist, and believe they're stepping out onto the untouched terra incognita of media criticism.   

My hope for them is that they'll lose what appears to be some lingering timidity, because we all need people with much larger platforms than this one calling out the guilt parties by name, title, profession and corporation.

For example, Margaret Sullivan did  a fine job here calling out Tony Dokoupil and CBS under its new MAGA overlord, Larry Ellison.  But before she retired (and moved on to the Washington Post for a few years, and thence on to the Guardian and newsletter writing), she was The New York Times' public editor for four years.  And, without any doubt, the Times is one of the prominent and defiantly Both Siderist media corporations left in American.  

And while Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. is never going to return my call, nor is his assistant, nor his assistant's assistant, nor his assistant's assistant's intern... Margaret Sullivan worked face-to-face with the man for four years.  And since she almost certainly still has the publisher of the Times on speed-dial, imagine what a service to civilization it would be for her to do what 99.9% of us cannot do: call him directly and get him to either speak on the record...or refuse to speak on the record... about why so many lying, equivocating hacks and Both Siderist trolls are employed by him to write under his masthead.  

What a great service that would be. 

Similarly Heather Cox Richardson and Joanne Freeman here.  

At around the 20:19 mark, HCR and Freeman go on a long tear about "both-sidesism" that was so blunt and lucid you'd think you were listening to [checks notes] The Professional Left podcast from 15 years ago :-)  

But seriously, it was so... what's the word I'm looking for?  Soothing?  Nah.  Reassuring?  Thrilling?  Close.  Affirming?   Near enough.  It was so affirming to hear someone with millions of readers and listeners, speaking the truth so plainly and clearly.  

From Wikipedia:

Letters from an American (2019–present)

In September 2019, Richardson began writing a daily synopsis of political events associated with the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump. Originally posting late every evening or in the early hours of the next day on her Facebook page, Richardson pivoted to writing a daily newsletter, entitled Letters from an American. The newsletter deals with contemporary events she explains and relates to historical developments, with a focus on the health of American democracy.

As of December 2020, Richardson was "the most successful individual author of a paid publication on . . . Substack" and on track to bring in a million dollars of revenue a year. The newsletter received a "Best of Boston" award for "2021 Best Pandemic Newsletter" from Boston magazine. By January 2024, the newsletter had about 1.3 million people reading each edition. The Nation described her journalistic voice as "sincere, humble, approachable, and jargon-free."

Continuing, here's a small excerpt from the aforementioned YouTube:

HCR:  And it made me think about the way that we are covering the small steps toward dictatorship.  And people saying, "Well, you know, let me... let's take a look at at... really, they say... the ICE guys say that this happened."  And it's like they have been lying to you all along. It has been proven in court that they are lying to you! Why are you still saying that, you know, taking what they say at face value? 

And that's true across this across this administration. They get out there, they lie, and the newspapers put it in there as if this has the same kind of weight as a video taken at the time that shows something very [different].   It is making my head explode. And it is  time for us to say no, we're not going to look at we're not going to sit there and... and both sides these things. We are marching toward a dictatorship. This is the bigger picture. And when that bigger picture happens, the way you push back is the way the United States used to push back against fascism.  By calling it out. 

Freeman:  And... and here's the thing.   And here's part of the way I think we... we got to the long trail of both sidesing murder and everything else that's being both sides right now.  I think casting our mind back in time, if you're thinking about a small "d" democratic mentality of... of tolerating more than one point of view.  We were primed to at least allow for there to be more than one side, right? That that felt like what you're supposed to do as a small "d" democratic thinker is allow tolerate other points of view. So that felt like, way back in time, "fairness".   And I think it... it hung on longer than it should have because of that because of that link. 

Well, we're being fair. 

We're allowing both sides past the time when that should have been there because then it... it hung on. It hung on long past the time when the other side was no longer feasible or possibly good in any way and people didn't necessarily see that or want to see that. 

But... but there was like a residue of that idea clinging. Now we have people both sidesing in part because it allows them to kowtow to the regime in one way and also it allows them to claim no responsibility for anything.  And they're just, you know, "Here we go. Uh... there are two ways of looking at it. Thank you very much. We're going to go back now and print out our newspapers. It's a cop out.  It's a double copout. It's a copout of not wanting to take a stand. It's a copout by folding to the people who have power.  Uh and it's, you know, a failure uh at just the moment... and again, the moment that we're in, there are no two sides. 

It goes on quite a bit longer than that, and kudos to both women for saying what they said.

Except...and it kills me to point this out because I really don't want to come across as "Yesterday's Enterprise" Picard -- 

...except this is how HCR began her critique.

HCR:  You know, I was looking today as I [do] every morning.  I read all the papers across the country -- all the [ones] from the major cities -- and I'm not going to call this large famous newspaper out by name -- but they're both sidesing what happened on the streets of Minneapolis. 

But you have to call them out by name, Heather.  By name, title, profession and corporation.

You absolutely have to.

Because, respectfully, anything less at this perilous moment is simply not good enough.


I Am The Liberal Media



Saturday, January 10, 2026

The Villain Never Thinks They're the Villain

This is a pic of the bros who make up a YouTube channel with the user-friendly name, The Common Sense Conservative.  

Because who can argue with common sense?

And this is the bio of the guy who runs the site:

I'm just a normal guy working a normal job trying to make a living for my normal family. I have never been rich, I have never been bought and paid for, and I have never just followed the talking points. As a nation, we are quickly losing the ability of reasonable thought and common sense. My biggest hope in doing this job is to bring some of that back into our society. I hope to do this by filming events that the mainstream media purposefully ignores, and providing my thoughts and perspective on current events. I do this so that people may just take a moment and reflect on what’s really going on in this country, and at the very least, walk away being a little better informed.

Utterly anodyne stuff, right?  Like the Amazing Randi's famous astrology debunking demonstration -- 



-- it's written in a way that could plausibly apply to anyone of any political stripe.  He's just a regular, normal Murrican just like you!  Who's a-skeered that Murrica is losing its ability to do common sense and rational thought, juts like you!  And we all know there's stuff out there the media won't talk about, right?  But he will, and isn't that great!

But then we fire up the January 7, 2026 episode of The Common Sense Conservative and we find something very different.

Two of these meatheads were clearly reluctant to commit their opinions about the murder of Renee Good by an ICE thug to a publicly viewable medium.  

But one of them was not.  Chris Wyatt, who ran for the Pennsylvania state legislature back in 2024.  From the York Dispatch, March 14, 2024: 
Five Republican candidates make cases at state 92nd House District debate

By and large, the policy positions of the five Republican candidates for the 92nd District in the state House didn't differ much during their debate Wednesday night.

Holly Kelley, Matthew Davis, Marc Anderson, Zachary Kile and Chris Wyatt all said they'd defend the Constitution. All said they were staunch supporters of the Second Amendment. All said they would push for voter ID and in-person voting. They all proclaimed themselves pro-life; while they called it a sensitive topic, several said they'd ban abortion unconditionally if they could.
Turns out, Mr. Wyatt has a lot to say about Renee Good's murder.  And all of it exactly what you'd expect.  This is my own rush, partial transcript, so any errors, typos or omissions are mine.  And I've added emphasis where I felt like it.
Wyatt:  Well I have watched multiple footage of it...and there were a lot of characters out there.  What appears to be the case is that ICE was in a neighborhood and these Leftist Radical Insurrectionists Anti Rule-of-Law people had blocked the road and obstructed Justice Department ICE from conducting its mission...
You can see where this is going, right?
Wyatt:  ...as they pulled forward they drove into an ICE agent.  Now people are refuting this, but if you see it from different angles you can clearly see his life was in jeopardy.  And he drew his weapon and fired four shots...
Wyatt:  Some odd photographs with these lunatic professional agitators out there... running around screaming "Murderer!  Murderer!"   Now look, it's a tactical decision by the agents on the ground so I will not fault them, but there were dozens of ICE agents out there...they didn't form a cordon or security perimeter, they allowed these idiots to run through -- this one woman screaming ran down all the way up the to vehicle, within inches, contaminating crime scenes, yelling "Murderer" and "What the 'F' you doing".  
In my view there should have been some better command and control.  These people should have been zip-tied and muzzled and locked up and arrested for inciting a riot, and for interfering obstructing law enforcement.   They should be in federal prison after conviction for obstructing law enforcement.  That's my take on it.  

This assbag is so horny for Trump to declare open season on Liberals to he can haul out his arsenal and go bag his limit that you can practically taste it though the screen.   

Wyatt:  And we're hearing uh first the governor of of of Minnesota makes a threatening statement saying we need to get out there and protest this instead of using a rational voice saying, "Listen, let's not get this situation overheated. Uh we'll have to see if this was justified, if it was inappropriate." 

Please note that, as been true of all fascists everywhere, "protest" = "threats" and "incitement".  

Wyatt:  But instead of that, he's not a real leader.  Stolen Valor.  Tampon Timmy.  He's a scumbag.  And he incited violence.  After he realized what he'd said, he comes back and tries to calm the situation down, but it's too late.

But it's even worse than that.  The useless, scumbag mayor of Minneapolis said, uh, ICE, y'know, "Get the 'F' out of Minnesota".  You know what buddy?  I got a message for you.  Get the 'F' out of America.  Why don't you go to Ontario?  That's a nice place for people like you.  

Cohost McKinley tries to interrupt, but Wyatt Supremacist is all up in his feels now.
Wyatt:  Hold on!  We're not done!

The slimy former Obama dirtball, Keith Ellison -- the Criminal-in-Chief of Minnesota.  He is out there inciting violence, telling people to protest and obstruct federal law enforcement.  

And on top of that, Ilhan Omar opened her cake-hole up and put herself in a box -- I think she's gonna find herself being removed from the House of Representatives before too much longer because o her shenanigans.  

But all these officials are inciting violence.  Inciting... upping the temperature, and then blaming the federal government for no cooperating.  The federal government is trying to cooperate.  You refuse to cooperate with federal law enforcement.  That's what has caused this problem.  

And you shoulda seen the mob out there!  These are insurrectionists!  We have an insurrection which started in Minneapolis with George Floyd and his come full circle back to Minneapolis.  These people are not Americans!  They don't respect the Constitution!   They don't respect the law enforcement!  They hate America!  Just deport them!  I don't care if they were born here or not.  Deport them to Canada.  It's a nice place for them to go.  

Chalk this up as a real world object lesson in why it's pointless to try to reason with MAGA meatbags.

It comes down to the unbridgeable chasm between how MAGA meatheads see of themselves especially when they're talking among themselves -- normal, reasonable, Common Sense patriots -- and what they actually are -- our own, home-grown fascist meatheads with itchy trigger fingers who have been steeping in Hate Radio and Fox News hate and lies for so long that they are beyond saving.  


Burn The Lifeboats



While Sane American Humans Were Dealing With the Trauma of Seeing an ICE Thug Murder an Innocent Woman in Broad Daylight...

...this is what your Crazy Uncle Liberty was watching on his teevee.

As I wrote 15 years ago, our modern house divided against itself cannot stand.
...we cannot endure permanently half-Fox and half-free.
...we will become all one thing, or all the other.

And as of this writing, the Fox half of our nation has installed a fascist madman in the White House for the second time, runs every branch of the federal government, has shredded the Constitution, is invading sovereign nations to steal their resources and saying so out loud, and shooting anyone who gets in their way.  


Burn The Lifeboats



Friday, January 09, 2026

David Brooks: Insipid, Ridiculous, Toxic and Eternal.

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Do you like cilantro?  

I don't like cilantro.  I'm one of those people who are genetically wired to register "soap" when I taste cilantro.   Yes, I know.  I suffer terribly.  

But some people love it.  They add it to everything.  Whatever the dish it -- fish, pizza, mashed potatoes, oatmeal, Aunt Hattie's 90th birthday cake -- in goes the cilantro.  They can't get enough of that soapy ass devil's weed.  

And some of them assume that, if it tastes foul to you, well, you probably just had one bad experience and you know what, it probably wasn't even cilantro's fault!  Or perhaps you just don't understand cilantro, man.  Like on a deep, spiritual level.  

Either way, the solution is to keep trying it until you see the light.  

Or maybe the problem is that you're slow; maybe they haven't explained the glories of cilantro simply enough or a sufficient number of times for you to get it yet.  

Yeah.  Maybe repetition is the key.  Maybe the problem isn't that they've used too much cilantro, but too little.  Maybe adding it to fish and pizza and mashed potatoes and oatmeal and Aunt Hattie's 90th birthday cake wasn't enough to persuade you of its subtle majesty.   Maybe they need to throw every other spice away.  Put it in coffee.  In fried chicken.  In Coke.  

If only there were some way to make it universal...  

If we could all live, united, in a great Cilantroverse...

If you would just relax.  

Sleep. 

Let the pods do their work.

Then you would awake in a world where you will finally understand the glories of cilantro.

Nope.  Still tastes nasty.  

And thus we arrive, at last, at the January 9, 2026 New York Times column by Mr. David Brooks.  Which is, by my count, 1,507th column since he began his tenure at the at the Times in which he has ham-fistedly shoved his Both Siderist cilantro down his reader's throats...if that cilantro were ideological hemlock. 

Date, time, subject -- none of that matters.  This is literally the only thing Brooks writes about.  Or, more accurately, this is the only thing the Sulzberger family pays him to write about  The only thing The Atlantic pays him to write about.  The only thing PBS and NPR book him on to talk about.  

Two days ago, federal ICE goons carried out the cold-blooded, state-sanctioned murder of a woman named Renee Nicole Good on the streets of Minneapolis, Minnesota.  Since many citizens were filming this from several different angles, the facts are not in doubt: it was murder, pure and simple.

And before the body was cold, the Trump administration lies were flying thick and fast.   

DHS posted their lies on social media.  They posted that she was a violent rioter who weaponized her vehicle.  That was a lie.  That she attempted to run over law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.  That was a lie.  That the ICE officer fired defensive shots save his own life and that of his fellow officers. That was a lie. That multiple ICE officers were hurt.  That was a lie.  

And finally, who does the fascist regime blame for their public execution of an innocent American citizen to blame for all of this?  "Sanctuary politicians" who fuel and encourage rampant assaults on our law enforcement.  

All of it is a lie. 

And then of course, Trump himself began lying about it, calling her a "professional agitator", driving the car in very disorderly, obstructing way who then "violently, willfully, and viciously" ran over the ICE Officer. It's hard to believe that he's even alive!  But he's now recovering in the hospital. 

And who is to blame?  It’s the Radical Left!

All lies.  Every bit of it.

On Fox News, Jesse Watters highlighted that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio".  Fox News as usual is stunted whenever a victim of these kind of incidents is a white person.  They lose much of their vocabulary. 

And as this terrifying moment in American history was unfolding in real time, what did Mr. Brooks choose to write about?   

Take a wild fucking guess.  

The problem is that the populists on left and right [in the work of fiction Brooks is referencing] are disgusted by the social order and values Rustin embodies, and they tear it down...

That order and those restraints are now being destroyed. People on both left and right decided that the old neoliberal order was a hypocritical pose elites had adopted to mask their own lust for domination...

Brooks then blats on for several paragraphs about “The Children of Light and the Children of Darkness.” 

The children of darkness have advantages in their struggle against the children of light. They know what they want and don’t have to worry about nuance. It’s easier to destroy a social order than to build one. They capitalize on an elemental human reality: Humans fear death and their own insignificance. They compensate for their fears of insignificance by asserting their pride, by seeking power and control, if only vicariously through some strongman.

And who exactly are the Children of Darkness?

The left progressives and the right populists who seek to tear down the neoliberal order are being shortsighted — idiotic, frankly.

Every example of malice, intolerance, ideological arson and open fascism Brooks cites -- every single one -- is drawn from the Right.  And yet because Brooks is so utterly hollow -- a bespectacled wraith so in love with his dead and discredited ideology that, for 22 years, he has used his New York Times column to prop up its corpse and wave its arms around --  all he can think to write about at this game-changing moment in American history is what a rough time Awesome Moderates are having because of the Extremes on Both Sides.   

Because, as I noted a few paragraphs back, that is literally all Brooks ever writes about.  

This is from me, back in 2010 ("How To Write a David Brooks Column"), telling any "Young Writer out there exactly how you too can learn to write a New York Times Opinion Page Editorial just like America's Last Reasonable Conservative, David Brooks!"


In just 10 Easy Steps you'll be punditting like a pro!


1) Pick a subject. Any subject. From Tasseled Loafers to Torture, it literally does not matter.

2) Quote extensively from one person or group on the subject. It's OK to just more-or-less copy and paste in big hunks of what whatever-you-happen-to-be-reading-at-the-moment to flesh out your 800-word column. Here at the Times we call that "research"!

3) Quote from some other person or group on the same subject who appears to hold a different opinion. If no actual opposition exists, just put on your Magic Green Jacket and invent an opposing opinion.

4) Although such is not the case with today's subject, as often as possible, try to impute these fictional distinctions to the different hemispheres of the political Universe. So no matter how bigoted, reckless or just bugfuck crazy the Right behaves, you just go right ahead and blandly assert with no supporting evidence whatsoever that the Left is equally and oppositely bad in exactly the same qualities and quantities. Here at the Times we call that "seriousness"!

5) Discover in your final paragraph or two that -- amazingly! -- the precise midpoint between those two completely artificial positions on an imaginary spectrum just happens to be exactly the Right and Reasonable answer!

Oh boy!

6) Rinse and repeat. No matter what the subject, no matter how false or bizarre the equivalence, just rinse and repeat. Twice a week.

7) Every week.

8) Year.

9) After year.

10) After year.

Long ago this stopped being a "style", and started being a fetish, Mr. Brooks


And now?  15 years later?  Living under a lawless, murderous, fascist regime spawned and midwifed into existence by David Brooks' Republican party and David Brooks' conservative movement?

He's still at it.

Every week.

Year.

After year.

After year.



I Am The Liberal Media




Tuesday, January 06, 2026

Monday, January 05, 2026

The Piece President


Burn The Lifeboats



All The World's a MAGA Stage...


And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man 



in his time 


plays 


many
 


parts...

(Hat tip to derek guy for aggregating these.)

As I may have mentioned once or twice or several hundreds time before, they are all reprogrammable meatbags.   No point debating them or arguing with them or engaging with them for any reason.  

In fact, this was me in May of 2005.  From a post entitled "The Black Hole where the press used to be".  

For those of you doing the math at home, that was going on 26 21years ago,
And page-by-page it followed the same tired You-Must-Be-Shitting-Me Bush nomination playbook. Specifically, a lavish and mindless defense mounted by the infinitely reprogrammable Golem of the Religious Right: that Reliable Fucktard Militia, trained to hold themselves ferociously blind to facts of any kind – no matter how staggering -- that might conflict with the pronouncements of Dear Leader. Always painting anyone standing in their Shining Path as Christ-hating traitors at 100,000 decibels.
And as long as we've taken a swerve down memory lane, this is me from November of 2005:
These reprogrammable pinheads get their “facts” from Limbaugh, Hannity and Coulter…and fall apart like Santorum when asked to name Just One of these fiendish Liberal Overlords, and point to Just One of their “lies”. Where is the Liberal Fox News? Where is the Progressive CNN? The Lefty Hate Radio to balance out twenty years of Rightwing AM lies?

And to any student of modern history, doesn't this all sound frighteningly familiar?

The Christopaths believe we are living in the End Times, under siege on all sides by the forces of Darkness, and the Republican Party is the anointed agent of The Lord.

The bigots believe they are at war. That the Negroes and the Jews are in league with the Commie Liberals to steal their jobs and their country. That their glorious Jim Crow Nation can rise once again, and the Republican Party is the place where that Segregationist Reformation can begin.

The oligarchs laugh and laugh and fund the whole filthy mess so they can loot the Earth unmolested.

There is considerable overlap between these factions, but each of them have each been steeping in their own wholly delusional and poisonous mythology for so long that in a very real sense they are not capable to recognizing reality.

Even when reality comes home in body bags.

The burning Right Wing lust for Fascism – for a White Christian Military Strongman who will brutally enforce Fundamentalist ideals of Order and Decency by any means necessary -- has made more inroads, faster, under George Bush than I ever thought would happen in my lifetime and, no, it hasn’t arrived with jackboots and swastikas. It never will. As Huey Long famously said, "When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag."

It will come swaggering across the deck of an aircraft carrier in a flight suit, looking straight into the cameras, and lying to the American Public.

But none of it is possible without the Moderates. Those I referred to as our own version of the Good German. Men and women who aid and abet and go along with it all because they want their fucking tax cuts and, in the end, they’d rather Rule in Hell than Serve in Heaven...


Never, ever let a Never Trumper lie to you that the base of their party went spontaneously fascist five minutes ago and that no one could have predicted it. 


Burn The Lifeboats