I love how quitting in the middle of her term is totes exactly like being a tough point guard fighting for her team to win.
Oh, wait, I get it! Her "team" isn't the people of the State of Alaska that she agreed to serve for a four year term. Her team is SARAH PALIN, SUPERSTAR!
I don't understand how this supposedly fiscal, small-government, conservative's leaving is going to save Alaska millions. And that was surely the main message in that 6 minutes of self-serving bullshit.
To cut to the chase, I have ZERO fears about this politician running in 2012. I would be delighted if she mounts a serious campaign for the GOP nomination.
It will shred what's left of the republican party.
The stock portfolio wing of the GOP is already shitting green nickels at the ongoing implosion; if Palin slings enough redmeat ignorance to the 28% mouthbreathers, it will ruin the repubs.
I'm still betting on some nasty little financial/tax scandal hitting the news soon.
Though I must admire Thin-Skinned Sarah's choice of timing: Stewart and Colbert are on vacation next week. What she fails to realize though is that this gives them 7 more days to create some really withering commentary about her abdication.
If she is stupid and delusional enough to try a grab at the brass ring come 2012, her Rethuglican rivals will eat her for breakfast. The thieving bitch couldn't handle an almost entirely deferential "liberal" media that largely kissed her ass. One can only imagine the unpleasant scene when the other Rethugs begin tearing her limb-from-limb come the run-up to the next election.
Hmmmm...Maybe she should run at that. It would make for an entertaining show!
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If there were a way to order that for real, I would.
i just ordered a dozen
you betcha
i just love watching the spin - better than ANY thing on teevee
I love how quitting in the middle of her term is totes exactly like being a tough point guard fighting for her team to win.
Oh, wait, I get it! Her "team" isn't the people of the State of Alaska that she agreed to serve for a four year term. Her team is SARAH PALIN, SUPERSTAR!
I don't understand how this supposedly fiscal, small-government, conservative's leaving is going to save Alaska millions. And that was surely the main message in that 6 minutes of self-serving bullshit.
To cut to the chase, I have ZERO fears about this politician running in 2012. I would be delighted if she mounts a serious campaign for the GOP nomination.
It will shred what's left of the republican party.
The stock portfolio wing of the GOP is already shitting green nickels at the ongoing implosion; if Palin slings enough redmeat ignorance to the 28% mouthbreathers, it will ruin the repubs.
Run, Sarah, run. :o)
I'm still betting on some nasty little financial/tax scandal hitting the news soon.
Though I must admire Thin-Skinned Sarah's choice of timing: Stewart and Colbert are on vacation next week. What she fails to realize though is that this gives them 7 more days to create some really withering commentary about her abdication.
Can Handle: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Can't Handle: David "Stupid Pet Tricks" Letterman
Palin/Gingrich '12!
Agreed! Cutie/Newtie 2012!
(Could the Prez be so lucky?)
She'll run as a Dominionist or a Constitutionalist or maybe even on the Secessionist ticket
It just won't be the GOP
If she is stupid and delusional enough to try a grab at the brass ring come 2012, her Rethuglican rivals will eat her for breakfast. The thieving bitch couldn't handle an almost entirely deferential "liberal" media that largely kissed her ass. One can only imagine the unpleasant scene when the other Rethugs begin tearing her limb-from-limb come the run-up to the next election.
Hmmmm...Maybe she should run at that. It would make for an entertaining show!
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