Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Department of "Please Grow The Fuck Up" Asks:

Do you prefer having your 2008 Presidential Campaign framed like this?

Vote Schlafly/Coulter '08:

Or do you just hate women that much?

Or this?


What kind of heartless fucking bigot refuses to get behind

Keyes/Ruckus '08?


Or would you rather people put a sock in it already and get back to seriously and intelligently debating Iraq, poverty, the economy, health care, education, global warming, energy, debt, deficit, impeachment, FISA, telcom immunity, or any of a dozen other issues that each have a knife to the throat of our democracy?


Thank you,

Lazlo T. Urdington, Chairman,
Department of "Please Grow The Fuck Up"

10 comments:

Fran / Blue Gal said...

Lazlo! You're back so soon! Glory!

drbopperthp said...

Keyes - Coulter...hhmmm. Now that's a ticket The Doctor could wrap his vas Ddeferens around.

Anonymous said...

Growing the fuck up is too scary for most Murricans, so they want big daddy to protect them. They have no clue what's coming that will truly soil their underoos.

Anonymous said...

Coulter/Shafley OH (H)ATE!

NObody puts Baby in a corner!

Imaginista said...

Yeah, what Lazlo said - GTFUA.

Anonymous said...

Ha. I received a vicious verbal beating from the locals at FDL for suggesting this very thing a few weeks ago.

jurassicpork said...

Yo, happy blood-pumping organ's day.

My Valentine's Day is sucking so hard the walls feel like they're closing in (or perhaps it's just my usual liberal paranoia). But at least I have the consolation that John McCain's having a better one than me.

Batocchio said...

Thanks.

The MSM will for the most part cover important issues shallowly. Democrats shouldn't repeat the same faults.

Angel Of Mercy said...

Go get 'em, Lazlo!!

Unknown said...

What? No knee-jerk issues to rile up the masses?

Are you nucking futs? ;p