when she asks “What did you do in the Great Election of ‘06, Daddy?”
Are you gonna say “Daddy sided with klansmen and child molesters and war criminals, honey, and against honorable men and women."?
Really?
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I can't find a reference for it on Google, but I distinctly recall reading something Hunter S. Thompson once wrote, to the effect that he did what he did because he never wanted to hear his kid ask him, "Daddy, why are people calling you a 'good German'?"
No, no, no. Daddy voted for manly men who wanted to protect the American Way of Life from Islamic terrorists! Daddy voted for the spreading of Democracy to the Middle East. Daddy voted to protect the Life of the Unborn. Daddy voted to protect the Rights of the Religious to teach Intelligent Design as a theory in school! Come on, Sir Driftglass, get with the program! Are you a cut and runner? Are you with us or against us?
Did I hit all the talking points? Wait. I forgot to bash Clinton, Gore, Kerry, and the Democrat Mark Foley.
Lex: In my case, I will go vote for the Democrats, even if I've entered a "C3PO" mood (thanx, L&L) and don't think it will actually help anything, just so I can tell the LORD, and my conscience, that I did something to try to stop the fascists.
I'll tell her I got on a train and went to D.C. to do GOTV for Jim Webb the weekend before the election. 'Cause that's what I'm doing! Oh, and that I sent Diane Farrell a little dough-re-mi so she could sent the old fart Chris Shays packing. And that I sent Ned Lamont a little more dough-re-mi so that he could send the treacherous old fart Joe Lieberman packing. (What is it about Connecticut?)
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I can't find a reference for it on Google, but I distinctly recall reading something Hunter S. Thompson once wrote, to the effect that he did what he did because he never wanted to hear his kid ask him, "Daddy, why are people calling you a 'good German'?"
No, no, no. Daddy voted for manly men who wanted to protect the American Way of Life from Islamic terrorists! Daddy voted for the spreading of Democracy to the Middle East. Daddy voted to protect the Life of the Unborn. Daddy voted to protect the Rights of the Religious to teach Intelligent Design as a theory in school!
Come on, Sir Driftglass, get with the program! Are you a cut and runner? Are you with us or against us?
Did I hit all the talking points? Wait.
I forgot to bash Clinton, Gore, Kerry, and the Democrat Mark Foley.
Goddamnit! The gays! I forgot the gays!
C'mon Terry,
The Republicans don't like to 'gay-bash'.
why, they even said so themselves.
(lol!) - I nearly spat up when I first heard that BS TP
Mr. Senior Driftglass, you're the best!
Lex: In my case, I will go vote for the Democrats, even if I've entered a "C3PO" mood (thanx, L&L) and don't think it will actually help anything, just so I can tell the LORD, and my conscience, that I did something to try to stop the fascists.
I'll tell her I got on a train and went to D.C. to do GOTV for Jim Webb the weekend before the election. 'Cause that's what I'm doing! Oh, and that I sent Diane Farrell a little dough-re-mi so she could sent the old fart Chris Shays packing. And that I sent Ned Lamont a little more dough-re-mi so that he could send the treacherous old fart Joe Lieberman packing. (What is it about Connecticut?)
(What happened to "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down?"
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