Monday, November 03, 2025

Meanwhile, Over At The Collaborator Broadcasting System...


I'm sure you all remember this from July 2, 2025, in what might have been once considered an act of unsurpassed cowardice, but is now just shrugged off as the price of doing business under the Trump regime:

Paramount, President Trump reach $16 million settlement over "60 Minutes" lawsuit

Paramount will settle President Trump's lawsuit over a "60 Minutes" interview with Kamala Harris for $16 million, the company announced late Tuesday. 

CBS News' parent company worked with a mediator to resolve the lawsuit. Under the agreement, $16 million will be allocated to Mr. Trump's future presidential library and the plaintiffs' fees and costs. Neither Mr. Trump nor his co-plantiff, Texas Rep. Ronny Jackson, will be directly paid as part of the settlement...

Paramount also agreed that "60 Minutes" will release transcripts of interviews with presidential candidates in the future, "subject to redactions as required for legal or national security concerns," the statement said.

Mr. Trump's lawsuit, filed last October when he was still a candidate for president, was widely viewed as an attack on the First Amendment. He took issue with CBS News airing two different portions of Harris' response to a question about the Middle East, one in an early excerpt on "Face the Nation" and the other on the full broadcast of "60 Minutes." ...

He initially sought $10 billion in damages when he filed suit last October but upped his demand to $20 billion in February after adding a federal claim alleging false advertising and unfair competition. Jackson, a Texas Republican, joined Mr. Trump as a plaintiff in the amended complaint...

Weeks later, Wendy McMahon, who served as president and CEO of CBS News and Stations and CBS Media Ventures, announced she was also departing. "It's become clear that the company and I do not agree on a path forward," she wrote in a note to staffers.


So, sure as day follows night and because Trump's motto is...




CBS News heavily edits Trump 60 Minutes interview, cutting boast network ‘paid me a lotta money’ 
Trump said Paramount’s sale to David and Larry Ellison was ‘greatest thing that’s happened in a long time’ for free press

The CBS News program 60 Minutes heavily edited down an interview with Donald Trump that aired on Sunday night, his first sit-down with the show in five years.

Trump sat down with correspondent Norah O’Donnell for 90 minutes, but only about 28 minutes were broadcast. A full transcript of the interview was later published, along with a 73-minute-long extended version online.

While 60 Minutes traditionally cuts down interviews, these edits are particularly notable because, exactly one year before Trump was interviewed by O’Donnell at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Friday he had sued CBS over the editing of a 60 Minutes interview with Kamala Harris, then the vice-president, which he alleged had been deceptively edited to help her chances in the presidential election...

During the interview, in a clip that did not air on the broadcast, Trump needled CBS over the settlement and repeated his claims against the network.

“Actually, 60 Minutes paid me a lotta money. And you don’t have to put this on, because I don’t wanna embarrass you, and I’m sure you’re not,” Trump said. “But 60 Minutes was forced to pay me a lot of money because they took her answer out that was so bad, it was election-changing, two nights before the election. And they put a new answer in. And they paid me a lot of money for that. You can’t have fake news. You’ve gotta have legit news. And I think that it’s happening.”

During another un-aired portion of the interview, Trump praised the sale of CBS to the Ellison family and said the network’s new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, was a “great new leader”.

The US president said he didn’t know Weiss, but told O’Donnell: “I hear she’s a great person.

“I think you have a great new leader, frankly, who’s the young woman that’s leading your whole enterprise, is a great – from what I know,” he said.

A composite image of a woman speaking into a mic and a man seated behind a desk.
Who will Bari Weiss pick as the next anchor of CBS Evening News?

Trump was particularly effusive in praising David Ellison and his father, Larry, the new owner of CBS News’s parent company, Paramount, through their company Skydance Media.

“I think one of the best things to happen is this show and new ownership, CBS and new ownership,” Trump said. “I think it’s the greatest thing that’s happened in a long time to a free and open and good press.”

O’Donnell did not directly respond to the president’s comments about Weiss and the Ellisons.

Among Trump’s many answers that were edited out were several comments questioning the integrity of the 2020 presidential election, which he said “was rigged and stolen”.

At one point in the interview, in a segment that was not aired on the broadcast, Trump tried to get O’Donnell to acknowledge that crime was down in Washington DC, where she lives.

“You live here. You know that too,” Trump said, asking O’Donnell: “Do you see a difference?”

“I think I’ve been working too hard,” O’Donnell responded. “I haven’t been out and about that much … I get in my car and go to work and I go home.”

Trump said “that’s not a fair answer” and insisted that O’Donnell noticed a difference...


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Congratulations to The Bulwark on becoming [checks notes] the Democratic Establishment.  



Burn The Lifeboats


They're Playing The Hits

 


As you probably know by now, Fox News got into a little trouble, first by reporting an AI fake video as real (from Media-ite)...

Fox News’s website is drawing heat from media industry observers for getting duped by an AI-generated video — and then failing to take sufficient accountability for the error.

In a piece published Friday to Foxnews.com, writer Alba Cuebas-Fantauzzi posted about SNAP beneficiaries threatening to loot stores amid the government shutdown. The piece, originally headlined “SNAP Beneficiaries Threaten to Ransack Stores Over Government Shutdown,” quoted Black women claiming to be SNAP recipients complaining about the cutoff of benefits due to the shutdown.

“I have seven different baby daddies and none of ‘em no good for me,” one purported SNAP recipient said.

...then, once they were caught lying, for simply rewriting the lie as an AI video that had somehow gone viral.


According to public records, the "reporter" on this beat, Ms. Alba Cuebas-Fantauzzi took her BA Communication straight from the University of Colorado Colorado Springs, where she graduated in the Spring 2021 and put it to work doing digital scut work for the National Museum Of The Marine Corps.

After that, blogging! (Something called "The Wallflower Chronicle").

And then:
Alba Cuebas-Fantauzzi is a production assistant at Fox News Digital based in Tennessee. Alba joined Fox News Digital in 2024 and currently focuses on media and cultural trends. You can reach her at alba.cuebas-fantauzzi@fox.com.
Who obviously fully absorbed the Fox in-house "style" manual without batting an eye, because A!Job!On!TeeVee!


FYI, for any Liberal billionaires out there thinking about creating a Liberal media ecosystem to compete with the Right's propaganda machine, this is what media farm-team development looks like.

So, will this publishing this racist lie damage Ms. Cuebas-Fantauzzi career at Fox?

Are you kidding?  It'll probably get her a promotion.

First, because it will quickly be buried beneath 100 other more horrifying human right violations, war crimes, blatantly unconstitutional power grabs as well as 100 more titillating propaganda sharts from  the GOP's propaganda machine.

Second, because "greedy welfare queens feeding off the labor of hard-working, white Christian Murricans" isn't just another Fox News lie.  It's wingnut scripture, set down by the greatest ape of all, their Lawgiver.

“She has eighty names, thirty addresses, twelve Social Security cards, and is collecting veteran’s benefits on four deceased husbands. And she is collecting welfare under each of the names.” -- Ronald Reagan, Kingsport, Tennessee, 1976
And nobody at Fox News gets fired for playing the hits.


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Friday, October 31, 2025

For My Birthday I Got a Very Fine Bottle of Scotch and a Poisoned Chalice Out Of Which To Drink It

This could either be a very long post or a very short post, depending on my energy level.  I'm still fighting the crud, so my energy level is pretty low, but it would be ungallant of me and give you wonderful readers short shrift if, after all your decades of support and encouragement, I just wrote "I fucking told you so" over and over again several hundred times before taking to my bed once again to sleep and dream of better timelines.

So here goes.

Some of you may remember just after the end of the Before Time when your humble scrivener made many of my Liberal allies cranky by suggesting that, just perhaps, we should be a bit more selective about the terms under which lifelong Republican operatives and arsonists who had spent their professional lives making a living hating us and convincing voters that we were the Devil incarnate ... were welcomed into the fold.

After all, as was true with the Iraq War after it became clear that it was going to be the worst foreign policy catastrophe in modern American history, the moment Trump began running away with the GOP nomination in 2015/2016 was a moment when the Left held clear and unassailable title to the moral and political high ground.  Because the Left had been right about the Right all along, and now, tragically, the evidence of this was irrefutable.  

At this point can I just stipulate, for the court, that I wrote many, many posts about how this was the time for Liberals to leverage the collective power of our moral and political high ground to start bending the sclerotic media in our direction.  To tell the story, accurately and in detail, of how the Republican party had come to be the whelping box of monsters it had become.  It was the time to bring the full might of our righteous rhetoric to bear.  For example.  

What happened? A political narcissistic sociopath leveraged fear and ignorance with a campaign marked by mendacity and malice rather than a mandate for resurgence and reform. Instead of using his high office to articulate a vision for our future, Trump used it as a vehicle for character assassination, replete with unrelenting and destructive distortion, derision, and division...

Pretty fierce, eh?  Except, sadly, I didn't find that on the blog of some disreputable Liberal, and the subject wasn't Trump.  That was written by James Carville's wife, Mary Matalin, in the pages of The National Review in 2012.  And the subject was Barack Obama.

What happened? A political narcissistic sociopath leveraged fear and ignorance with a campaign marked by mendacity and malice rather than a mandate for resurgence and reform. Instead of using his high office to articulate a vision for our future, Obama used it as a vehicle for character assassination, replete with unrelenting and destructive distortion, derision, and division...

And for her sins was she hectored by David Brooks and Tom Nichols for her wildly over-the-top, inflammatory language?  Banished to the outer darkness by the legacy media?

Of course not.  Because, kids, this is how even the "respectable" Right talked about Obama and Democrats and Liberal all the time, every day.  For her sins Matalin founded and served as Editor-in-Chief for Threshold Editions, a conservative publishing imprint at Simon & Schuster.   She was a frequent guest on the Sunday Shows until, I presume, she became so unbearable to look at that she risked turning the audience to stone.  She and hubby run quite the cottage industry of opinion-having, pimping for various corporate interests, etc.  

And all the way back in 2012, Brother Charlie Pierce was asking all the right questions:

Before we examine matters in detail, however, we should ask ourselves the most fundamental question of all?

Why?

Why does any television network put Mary Matalin on the air any more? (The same, it should be noted, can be said about her husband, but at least he had a book to shill earlier this year.) She is not entertaining. She is not funny. She is not particularly bright. She certainly isn't in any way informative. She's just a nasty, bitter old piece of work who spent eight years supplying fresh earth for the coffin in which Dick Cheney sleeps during the daylight hours, Ann Coulter without the cocktail dress and the lunatic's performance skills. (Of course, some select people just love Matalin's act. Some people also believe Play-Doh is a food group. Put The Gateway Pundit — aka The Dumbest Man on the Internet — in front of a computer for 30 minutes and you get a guy sticking pencils in his ears for 30 minutes.) So, she gets on there and insinuates that Paul Krugman is a liar, and the whole panel erupts, not over that, but because Krugman intimated that the elite press corps had failed to call out Willard Romney for the truly remarkable liar he's become. After everybody agreed that Krugman was just wrong, wrong, wrong, about all those nice people with whom everybody has dinner in D.C., we really got down to it over the issue of zombie-eyed granny-starving and the Republican ticket..

And getting back to the present, we have the general answer to the specific question of "Why"?  And the answer is because the legacy media is a racket.  A money making racket that wears a journalism mask because that makes doing the business of the racket easier.  

Which, in turn, finally puts paid to the idea that there was ever any hope of leveraging the Left's moment of collective moral and political superiority into forcing a real reckoning for what has happened to our American political system and the legacy media.  Because to do so, the legacy media would have had to put the metaphorical shotgun in its own mouth and emptied both barrels.  Admit that they were deeply complicit in the rise of the fascist Right and that the actively suppressed honest criticism from the Left.  That they put proven liars, frauds and grifters on teevee and let them get away with murder decade after decade because it was profitable and good for ratings.  That to truly bring to book the malefactors who brought us to where we are today, they would have had to implicate every major network, every national newspaper, and the entire Republican party from the very top all the way to the grass roots.

And that was never going to happen.  

But even knowing that, we should have tried harder.    Instead of flinging themselves like drunk prom dates and every kinda-sorta former Republican who called Trump a shithead, the Left should have demanded much, much more from the handful of refugees from the GOP who showed up at our door.  Should have insisted on confession, repentance, contrition and atonement.  Then and only then can come absolution.

But way too many of my fellow Liberals were way too horny to get to the "forgive and the forget" part so they let Never Trumper skip all that.  The granted them what Dietrich Bonhoeffer called, in a different context and a different time, "cheap grace".  

Back in 2020, I took a look into what our future would probably look like now that we had handed what little media clout we had over to people who spent their careers making a living shitting on us.  It was through a glass and darkly, but I think I got the gist just about right.

...So, having seen the nightmare consequence of letting Republican off the hook once before -- of letting them lie about their own past and their own complicity while standing in the ruins they left in their wake -- it seemed inconceivable to me that for the sake of some transient, feel-good validation, the Liberal establishment would make exactly the same mistake again.

That having once again slogged our way to the undisputed moral and political high ground, the Liberal establishment would decided to give it away to Rick Wilson and Bill Kristol and Steve Schmidt and Joe Walsh.

But they did, because, as I have already mentioned, nobody listens to dirty Liberal bloggers, especially those who have the bad taste to keep remembering embarrassing things in public.

So, since no one is listening anyway, let me tell you what our collective future probably looks like.

As the Lincoln Project become the ascendant, anti-Trump voice in the American political media, prepare for more and more of your allies (who also happen to be members of that same professional media ecosystem) to get more and more irritated at anyone who keeps asking really basic questions about, say, Rick Wilson's very recent past.  You know, the same sorts of basic questions -- What did you do before this?  Why did you leave?  Have you ever done bad stuff?  Can we talk to your former employer? -- that my stepdaughter had to answer to work at McDonald's.

Prepare to see the George W. Bush Administration mostly redeemed.  Come on, he did some good stuff!  And he's such an affable, god-fearin' man.  And that whole Iraq thing, well there is plenty of blame to go around and a lot of it was Cheney.  Really, ol' Dubya gets a bad rap.

Prepare to see the Sensible Center relocated to somewhere well to the right of Joe Scarborough, with the spectrum of Serious and Legitimate political opinions which will be permitted on cable teevee to range from David Brooks and Bill Kristol on one side, to Joe Walsh and Tom Cotton on the other.  And once again, you and I and all of our inconvenient questions and encyclopedic memory of the past will vanish completely, because just like last time, what will go down in the books as "history" will depend entirely on who controls the cameras and where they are pointing them.

And (if you will allow me a brief aside) this is what  cracks me up about all the "We need them now but we'll dump them later" progressives I run into on social media.  And so to them I ask the following:  Who exactly is this "we" that will dump the Lincoln Project once "we" are done with them?  Did "we" suddenly inherit an ownership stake in The New York Times?  Are "we" now on the executive boards of NBC and CNN and NPR and did I just miss it?  And if "we" suddenly have it within our power to decide who gets camera time and who gets axed, how come "we" can't get Chuck Todd fired?  Or Bret Stephens?  Or Joe Scarborough?

Hell, "we" can't even summon the collective firepower to get Meet the Press to stop putting Hugh Fucking Hewitt on the air, so enough with this "We'll get 'em tomorrow" piffle.   Because the Liberal establishment is already busy trading that tomorrow away because for some reason they cannot get it through their heads that these outcast and unrepentant Republican torpedoes and henchmen are using them -- standing on their shoulders and embezzling their credibility -- and not the other way around...

I went on to speculate about our future "when the Trump regime is decapitated" which you may mock me for, or chalk it up to my youthful naivete.  I underestimated the utter depravity of the GOP's fascist heart by about 10%, and overestimated the median intelligence of the average voter by about the same. 

Sorry about that.

But that part about the relocation of the Sensible Center?  While some of the details were exaggerated for effect/screenplay sale (sad.  never happened.) now that the New Bible of the Very Serious People is a 60-page election postmortem report  titled “Deciding to Win" I feel quite justified in saying, yep, the Centrist Shadows ability to return to Z'ha'Dum was a direct and predictable (and predicted!) result of letting Never Trumpers own the public media space that rightfully should have been ours.  

The Signs and Portents were all there for anyone to read.

And the result?  

From The American Prospect:

Voters Did Not Understand the Stakes in 2024

Now, the buyer’s remorse for last year’s election is clear.

Since Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump last year, various Democratic elected officials, think tanks, and strategists have been frantically attempting to find some magic political formula that will allow the party to beat Republicans once more.

The latest version comes from a new big donor–backed strategist group called Welcome, and it’s titled “Deciding to Win.” The advice, surprise surprise, is that Democrats should punch the left—abandon progressive policy like Medicare for All, stop talking about LGBTQ people and climate change, and focus on milquetoast kitchen-table issues. It’s the same thing we’ve already seen a hundred times this year.

But I happen to have some other polling, provided exclusively to the Prospect by Data for Progress, that sheds a different light on what Democrats should have done. To sum up, a large majority of American voters are greatly dissatisfied with the state of things, most especially the economy. It turns out that median voters were catastrophically misled about the stakes of the election last year. Addressing that problem is a prerequisite for any messaging to break through, regardless of content...

From The New Republic:

...This is the seemingly immutable advantage that Trump and the Republicans have over Democrats. It’s not that they have a better grasp of the values of some mythical heartland America. (They really don’t. This is the party that routinely attacks Disney and football. There is no cultural rake that they do not habitually step on.) Their advantage is that they spent decades building their own constellation of conservative propaganda outlets, and then they went out and purchased most of the mainstream outlets as well. Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. Patrick Soon-Shiong owns the LA Times. Larry Ellison’s son owns CBS, and is preparing a bid to purchase CNN. Ellison will also soon own a major share of TikTok. Elon Musk turned Twitter into X and filled it with rightwing propaganda.

In reality, Democratic politicians and Kamala Harris specifically talked little if at all about climate change and trans rights in 2024—and spoke constantly about “kitchen table issues.” WelcomePAC’s formula for success is precisely what Democrats tried. It failed. WelcomePAC’s only answer is “well try it some more.”

The problem isn’t that “Deciding to Win” lacks data: The authors present plenty of data showing how voters’ perceptions of the two parties has changed since 2012. For example, in 2013, 51 percent of voters said the Democratic Party is “out of touch.” Today, that number has risen to 70 percent. Voters, when surveyed, list the economy as their top issue, and tell pollsters that the Democratic Party prioritizes other issues. But the authors don’t adequately probe what might be driving the data. It’s not that Democratic Party leadership has become too substantively radical, that’s for sure. And meanwhile the authors insist that the Republican Party has moderated on issues like abortion rights since 2012, which is plainly false. What happened was Republicans stopped talking so loudly about their proposals for a national abortion ban after they overturned Roe v Wade and it became a looming possibility. That’s not policy moderation; It’s measurement error. 

I cannot help but imagine what the media and political landscape would look like today if, at crucial moments, wealthy Liberals, Democratic donors and media corporations lavished just a fraction of the promotion, limelight and resources on Liberals who had been right about the Right all along as they did on recently-former Republican who still really can't stand us and have a huge financial and professional stake in keeping any discussion of the Before Times the hell off the table.

Might not have changed a thing.  On the other hand, I could  easily imagine a scenario where that the authors of “Deciding to Win" felt compelled to allow for a minority report addendum authored by, say, Digby Parton or Bob Cesca or David Corn or my wife, instead of passing the entire thing off as the indisputable consensus of the only people who are worth hearing from.  


Burn the Lifeboats


Thursday, October 30, 2025

David Brooks: Smugger, Smarmier and More Both Sidery Than Ever

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I'm tired and still under the weather, so I'll stick to one quote which speaks for itself so loudly further deponent really need sayeth not.

The last paragraph of Mr. David Brooks' latest extrusion of Both Siderist ordure.

If you want a one-sentence description of where politics is right now here’s my nominee: We now have a group of revolutionary rightists who have no constructive ideology confronting a group of progressives who let their movement be captured by a revolutionary left-wing ideology that failed.
A this moment, the World Engines in Zack Snyder's odious Man of Steel could not deliver Brooks with a "fuck you" hammer blow hard enough to suit me.  

But of course, The New York Times doesn't really have a Brooks problem.

The New York Times has a Arthur Gregg Sulzberger problem.  Brooks is just one of that problem's many, many symptomatic pustules.  


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Professional Left Podcast Episode 944: What Democrats Should REALLY Do, and Happy Birthday Driftglass…


"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong." -- Anonymous
















Monday, October 27, 2025

2025 Birthday Extravaganza: Day One



I'm recovering from the ick, doing family stuff and working out in my head whatever shall Blue Gal and I talk about on our next podcast, so no new postings today.  You know us Liberal bloggers: lazy AF, reposing in our hammocks and cackling wildly as we count our Soros money.  

On the other hand, I just check the odometer on my blog and am hear to report that this tiny, +20-year-old bastion of big words, Both Sides bashing and unabashed Liberalness has around 11.5 thousand posts in the archives and another 655 in the "unpublished bin", so I figure reposting a few of those from the Before Time would not be inappropriate. 

So, for your viewing pleasure, from October of 2015...


 It's The Great Bipartisan Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!



As a tax-deductible endowment to all future colleges which will offer a course in  "The Rise and Fall of the America Journalism", the New York Times proprietary algorithm which generates David Brooks columns has extruded a journalistic stool sample so perfect in every way that I almost suspect the algorithm has become sentient and is deliberately trolling Ken Silverstein:


So out of what snips and snails and Broderite entrails does one construct a perfect David Brooks column?

First, doodle out a pure, Whig Fan Fiction-based "solution" to a real and dangerous problem -- the implosion of the Republican Party -- without ever actually naming the problem (the GOP sinking into "Lord of the Flies" sewer of political barbarism) or your own prominent role in causing that problem.
A Sensible Version of Donald Trump

...But imagine if we had a sensible Trump in the race. Suppose there was some former general or business leader with impeccable outsider status but also a steady temperament, deep knowledge and good sense.

What would that person sound like? Maybe something like this...
Oh my good and fluffy Lord.   If there is anything more ipecac-y than a standard-issue David Brooks column it's a David Brooks column in which David Brooks talks to his own ass and pretends his ass answers back as Dwight Eisenhower.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m no politician. I’m just a boring guy who knows how to run things. But I’ve been paying close attention and it seems to me that of all the problems that face the nation, two stand out...
Then, propose some cartoonishly ridiculous Very Big Thing that should be done to solve the problem of The Poors. On today's menu, something that sounds a lot a program of mass, compulsory relocation.  Because yeah, that always ends well.
The studies I’m talking about were done at Harvard by Raj Chetty, Nathaniel Hendren and Lawrence Katz. They looked at the results of a Clinton-era program called Moving to Opportunity, which took poor families and moved them to middle-class neighborhoods. At first the results were disappointing. The families who moved didn’t see their earnings rise. Their kids didn’t do much better in school.

But as years went by and newer data accumulated, different and more promising results came in...
Then the obligatory ritual of blaming Both Sides:
I know the professional politicians are going to want to continue their wars, but I see an opportunity...
And while everyone is laughing wildly at the idea of groveling Beltway lichen, David Fucking Brooks, scolding "professional politicians", rapidly pivot to a solemn promise that the Great Bipartisan Pumpkin will definitely rise from Mr. Brooks' pumpkin patch this time because it is the humblest and most Whiggish of them all.

I mean, the Great Pumpkin's just gotta pick this one.

He's got to!

I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more humble and Whiggish than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of honest journalism. Nothing but Both Siderism far as the eye can see...
This will mean doing some things Republicans like. We’ve got to devolve a lot of power from Washington back to...

This will mean doing some things Democrats like. We’ve got to reform and expand...
For extra credit, take an entirely gratuitous shot at Bernie Sanders, probably because Senator Sanders reminds the algorithm which generates David Brooks columns waaaay too much of Mr. Brooks' father.   (Oh, and while we're at it, may I suggest that the New York Times invest a few dollars and upgrading its algorithm to include a working understanding of the difference between a "democratic socialist" [Bernie Sanders] and a "demented socialite" [David Brooks]):
Basically we’ve got to get socialist. No, I don’t mean the way Bernie Sanders is a socialist. He’s a statist, not a socialist...
And because you can never catapult the propaganda hard enough, remind The Poors once again to pull up their pants and stop having non-David-Brooks-approved sexytime:
And finally, we have to get a little moralistic. There are certain patterns of behavior, like marrying before you have kids and sticking around to parent the kids you conceive, that contribute to better communities.
(Because as everyone in Mr. Brooks' social circles knows, the time to dump your wife is after your kid has been safe consigned to the loving arms of Bibi Netanyahu's army.)

Then tie this steaming pile of Ex Cathedra Beltway Wisdom up in one more big, Both Siderist ribbon --
Look, I don’t know if I’m red or blue. If you want a true outsider, don’t just pick someone outside the political system. Pick someone outside the rigid partisan mentalities that are the real problem here.
-- and hit publish.

After which I absolutely guarantee you that no one but a few disreputable nobodies will be so rude as to point out that this latest chapter of Mr. Brooks' Great Project --"The Whig Alternate History of the United States" -- was negated in its entirety by Mr. Brooks' own words less than three weeks ago.

Because, as everyone knows...





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PS.  You really owe it to yourself to check out "The Sensible Trump!" over at The Rectification of Names. Here's a wee taste to get you going:

Oh the Sensible Trump
Is a creature most rare
He doesn't talk trash
Or comb over his hair
...