Thursday, September 05, 2019

2007 and Counting



When Mr. Chris Hayes of MSNBC asked the following --
-- I felt obliged to reply with a series of what the kids call "Tweets" which I have stitched together and polished up here for those of us who like our reads to be longer than a Burma-Shave sign (look it up).

Welcome back to 2007, Chris!

Yes, the entire GOP will definitely keep pretending everything is cool until the Trump Administration collapses, after which every Crazy Uncle Liberty (with a huge boost from your profession) will miraculously always have been an Independent who was deeply disappointed in Both Sides.

The next Democratic president will then face uniform, hysterical opposition to anything they propose and be blamed for every doomsday weapon and bag of flaming dog shit Donald Trump leaves behind.

The Sunday Shows will be an unending series of panels having a sad over "Why Won't President ____ Lead?" but this time those panels will be larded with Never Trumpers who have now been gifted by your profession with a thousand times more credibility than they deserve. The Never Trumpers will shake their heads sadly and shed bitter tears over deficits and "If only the Dems had paid us more heed."

Across the country, those millions of newly-minted faux "independents" will be covered breathlessly by your profession as part of some brand-new, Third Way movement that will be AstroTurfed into existence for the occasion using the same wingnut welfare cash that keeps the Right afloat now.
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And once again we inconvenient Liberals who have been right about the Right all along will be shoved into a corner by the Beltway media and rendered completely invisible.
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In fact, this process is already well under-way.  Click here to meet Doug Ogden, who is an Independent.

This is why the twin mottoes of the Professional Left Podcast have always been #BurnTheLifeboats and #BothSidesDont.



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4 comments:

Robt said...

I don't mean to trickle down on Chris Hayes's home coming.

I just do not understand how The magnificent Jona Goldberg's recent revelation of mastery of bankrupted pension stealing penmanship.
Could escape seating off the alarm monitors that Bullshit mountain is about to blow, again

The brilliant mind of Jona Goldberg has the bestest advice for Libs (as you or me). It comes from his conservative, libitarian, Ayn Rand and corruption for the wealthy hear of his.
Hona Goldberg; "White Liberals to left of black voters"..

I am so much in a better place now that Pope Jona enlightened me. And, you too can come to enlightened paradise Jona directs you to.

Meremark said...

Hayes's Friday Night lively crowds go on roaring loud mob mockery through the TV tubes at teeny tiny lilywhite Temputians, soundly leaving marks of hurting them.

He's gonna change TGIF to Temputians Get Injured Fridays.

Alfred Lehmberg said...

Well... _Chuck_ [chunk?] Todd... but you get my take on a bird's eye low-down of the caper even if it is the peach in a bucket of equivocating meat.

Alfred Lehmberg said...

[A-hem] In the time honored tradition of pill and mortgage sales potentiality shifts... where it becomes reasonable to ask Driftglass-grade queries and interrogatives of guests by a so empowered Chuck Todd... will he still finish his questions with that repellant and inappropriate little church-lady lip compression of faux-incision and perspicaciousness he does... Every. Single. Time.

I want to... metaphorically... hit him in the face with a wet pine board... Every. Single. Time.