President Stupid + Star Trek TOS = ...
TRUMP: Deplorables. The job ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. There are probably 30-35 million people in the United States illegally.
KIRK: Watch his mouth.
TRUMP: If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. But I don't mind... I think I would have been a good general.
SPOCK: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.
KIRK: Random sentences strung together.
TRUMP: Will at times be difficult. We're talking about sand and death. That's what we're talking about.
MCCOY: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.
TRUMP: Can you imagine me having this power? Wouldn't that be scary?
MCCOY: I have to have a close look at him.
TRUMP: I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger. And I had more generals than I've ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said, 'this is greatest room I've ever seen.'"
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4 comments:
Okay, look, you MSM and MSW (mainstream website) guys and gals, dolts and dolls have got to get a grip in reality. BHN, be here now. Lay off that science fiction smoke.
Real kids think superhero movie power in the streets is real. That's how bad it is become. Kids grown la-la toony.
And I found a pacifier perhaps to suck on, a synthetic sci-fi vape stick, while confined here in reality.
By reality I mean 2019.
By sci-fi I mean Isaac Asimov. In 1983, not really here today.
1983 was 35 years after the publication of futuristic sci-fi's watershed book.
1984, eve of.
In 1983 Asimov wrote his forecast -- sci-fi lives, you can read him again and anew now -- of what the world is 35 years in its future.
2019.
We're there now. Here:
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2018/12/27/35-years-ago-isaac-asimov-was-asked-by-the-star-to-predict-the-world-of-2019-here-is-what-he-wrote.html
Driftglass, make sure this article link is passed on and circulates featured among Charlie Pierce, Chris Hayes, Steve Kondracke, Joy Reid, Steve Wozniak, Michael Moore, Bill Walton, Eric Alterman and all the other lovers of olde-time Asimov sci-fi.
Okay, look, you MSM and MSW (mainstream website) guys and gals, dolts and dolls have got to get a grip in reality. BHN, be here now. Lay off that science fiction smoke.
Real kids think superhero movie power in the streets is real. That's how bad it is become. Kids grown la-la toony.
And I found a pacifier perhaps to suck on, a synthetic sci-fi vape stick, while confined here in reality.
By reality I mean 2019.
By sci-fi I mean Isaac Asimov. In 1983, not really here today.
1983 was 35 years after the publication of futuristic sci-fi's watershed book.
1984, eve of.
In 1983 Asimov wrote his forecast -- sci-fi lives, you can read him again and anew now -- of what the world is 35 years in its future.
2019.
We're there now. Here:
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2018/12/27/35-years-ago-isaac-asimov-was-asked-by-the-star-to-predict-the-world-of-2019-here-is-what-he-wrote.html
Driftglass, make sure this article link is passed on and circulates featured among Charlie Pierce, Chris Hayes, Steve Kondracke, Joy Reid, Steve Wozniak, Michael Moore, Bill Walton, Eric Alterman and all the other lovers of olde-time Asimov sci-fi.
Thanks.
It's almost like you expect some weird mechanical sound to eminate from his pie-hole as the robot Trump runs outta juice and fails. Like: skreeee GACK... urp. And then the Trumpbot'll just sit there with the same weird glazed eyes with his mechanical mouth moving up and down but no sound coming out.
Meanwhile, behind a curtain somewhere, Darth Cheney & other evil villains will be shrieking at some engineers to get that damn fucking thing back up and running STAT!! At least in enough time that the reliable 35% racist base can be told some sort of propaganda continuously by Rush, Fox, Kristiany Churches that what they just saw was an Angel of the Lord temporarily infusing the holiest of holy bodies with the holy spirit ... or something. Which will work on the reliable and racist 35%.
Not sure if I'd prefer Trump to be a robot controlled by evil Darth Cheney or just be the overfed fugly asshole moron that he is. hmmmmm.... choices choices....
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