Wednesday, November 07, 2018

Trump House Elf Resigns

(Jefferson Beauregard Sessions:  Before and After)

It is now being widely rumored that, in a fit of roaring, unhinged pique for "letting the n*ggers and the sp*cs vote", President Stupid threw a shoe at Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, thus accidentally triggering the "release clause" --

-- of the house elf terms of servitude.

And thus, just moments ago (from NPR):
Jeff Sessions Out As Attorney General After Steady Drumbeat Of Criticism From Trump

Jeff Sessions, the president's earliest and most fervent supporter in Congress, stepped down as attorney general Wednesday after brutal criticism from the president, bringing an abrupt end to his controversial tenure as the nation's top law enforcement officer.

President Trump wrote on Twitter after a marathon press conference at the White House that Sessions was out and that Sessions' chief of staff, Matthew Whitaker, would serve as an acting replacement...
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions will now be free to spend more time pursuing his favorite leisure activity: Reading the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 aloud while masturbating.

Behold, a Tip Jar!


Robt said...

Is he a quitter?


Did one of Trump's Hotel security guys just show up and fire him?

Are you ready for some Judge Roy Moore for the AG replacement?

Don't laugh!!! The Senate has been confirming corrupt nut bags for some time now. Sort of like a republican on viagra out on a farm withonly farm animals around.

wibble said...

...Not Moore.


Just Watch.


Dr.BDH said...

And his other retirement hobby, testifying before various Democratically chaired Congressional Committees. "No executive privilege for you, son."