Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Today in Wingnut Auto-da-meh*: Shoes For Industry!



From CNN:
Nike's support for Colin Kaepernick protest has some destroying their shoes
You know, I really feel sorry for guys like this...


But the law is clear:



At the other end of the spectrum, one hear's rumors of shoeless Trump-loving hill folk who eagerly spent all the money in the pickle jar just to buy a single Nike shoe just so they could burn it in patriotic solidarity with the Fox teevee people who fill their empty lives with bilious purpose...

...only to discover that some city slicker had sold them a cheap Chinese knockoff instead!

Sad!

Behold, a Tip Jar!



*Auto-da-fé:
the public declaration of the judgment passed on persons tried in the courts of the the Spanish Inquisition, followed by the execution by the civil authorities of the sentences imposed, especially the burning of condemned heretics at the stake.

2 comments:

bill said...



Not the first time, nor, sadly, the last that I've felt like I'm living in a FST script.

"Put on this wide belt and work shirt and tell it like it was!"

Robt said...

What right wing billionaire money can by.

Script writers producing reality shows?

Nike should produce a targeted shoe add for the wing nut.

At a football game. When you need to get to the beer line fast while the national anthem begins and many are standing in place for it and the beer lines are short.

Then, the shoe that can sprint you to the latrine at the football bame during the Anthems play (for shorter lines).

The "No Comment " get away sneaker for the Right wing congressman needing to sprint distance between him and reporters.

Nike really has something here!!!

The Russian spy Maria Butina long distance running shoes. Because when you need to get away from the FBI and to that Russian Embassy fast . The Nike NRA get away sneaker for Women.

So now, that thing in the Whiteness House I suppose will unhinge over Nike Corp? With Russian Bots applauding?