Liberals: Republicans are breeding monsters.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.1995:
Liberals: Seriously, Republicans are breeding monsters.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.1996:
Liberals: No kidding, this is getting bad. Republicans are breeding monsters. You should really be taking this a whole lot more seriously than you are.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.1997:
Liberals: Republicans. Monsters.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.1998:
Liberals: Hey look! A bunch of monsters all wearing "Property of the GOP" tee shirts.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.1999:
Liberals: Really? Nothing?
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.2000:
Liberals: Really? Still nothing?
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up.2001:
Liberals: Yes, 9/11 was very bad. And Republicans are still breeding monsters.
Beltway Media: Sit down and shut up, ya filthy Fifth Columnists.2002:
Liberals: The monsters are lying us into the wrong war.
Beltway Media: Look surrender-monkey, Dubya is Murrica, so sit down and shut up.2003:
Liberals: The monsters have teeth now. They're looting the treasury and getting Americans killed.
Beltway Media: Iraq is going great! We're all Fox now! Sit down and shut up.2004:
Liberals: The monsters are not even hiding anymore.
Beltway Media: John Kerry is a pussy. Swiftboaters are credible. Sit down and shut up.2005:
Liberals: The monsters are out in broad daylight now. Iraq is going to shit. Also Katrina.
Beltway Media: Bush may have made some mistakes, but Liberals are bad too, so sit down and shut up.2006:
Liberals: The monsters are on the run. Maybe if we work together we can finally start undoing...
Beltway Media: Sure, but Both Sides, so sit down and shut up.2007:
Liberals: Are you really going to sit there and pretend that...
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2008:
Liberals: Reality has finally repudiated Republican monsters. At last we can begin to repair...
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2009:
Liberals: Don't you think it's time to start demanding that Republicans take some responsibility for...
Beltway Media: There are no Republicans. There are only millions and millions of newly-minted "Independents." Also shut up.2010:
Liberals: Birtherism? Death Panels? Your're not really going to let them...
Beltway Media: Oh look! A Tea Party! And they're mad at Both Sides! Yay!2011:
Liberals: The monsters are wearing tri-corn hats now, but they're still monsters.
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2012:
Liberals: The monsters the Republicans have bred are now openly nuts.
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2013:
Liberals: And openly racist.
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2014:
Liberals: The monster the Republicans were breeding monsters are now completely fucking out in the open about it. Really. They're out and proud.
Beltway Media: Facts are scary. Facts get you fired. Both Sides. Shut up.2015:
Liberals: Since it is physically impossible to not see the monsters at this point, clearly this game you are playing is serving someone else's agenda.
Beltway Media: Both Sides. Shut up.2016:
Liberals: Fuck me. You really are going to let Il Douche get away with murder, aren't you?
Beltway Media: Corrupt duopoly! Disruption is awesome! Both Sides. Shut up.2017:
2018:Sometimes I swear this entire year as been some liberal’s parody of how they think some on the right would act. https://t.co/j1s0NhM2Th— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) December 6, 2017
Beltway Media: Panel after panel of wildly overpaid current and former Republicans discuss how no one saw any of this coming...
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