I can think of no more perfect metaphor for the state of the Republican Party than the sight of its most influential racist loudmouth media liar daintily slipping away from a very real threat which he has been telling his meathead listeners was a Libtard Hoax.
From Think Progress:
Limbaugh evacuates South Florida after claiming Hurricane Irma was a liberal hoaxDon't worry dittoheads, your Dear Leader will be back soon. Because as long as he continues to enjoy the undying loyalty of the reprogrammable meatbags of the Right, nothing can stop him:
Doing the show from South Florida would be "legally impossible," Limbaugh admitted.
Rush Limbaugh will be evacuating South Florida, just days after the popular conservative radio host claimed that Hurricane Irma would not hit the United States and that scientists and the liberal media were hyping up the hurricane as proof of their global warming “lie.”...
Behold, a Tip Jar!