But not good history.
Scientists call it "The Gonzalez Threshold": The theoretical upper limit of the number of times a corrupt Republican Attorney General can say some variation of "I don't recall" in one sitting.
Well today President Stupid's Imp of the Perverse swung for the fences.
I gave up counting after it all turned into the road show of "Inherit the Wind" --
-- and the Attorney General of the United States began citing double-secret imaginary rules of privilege to shield his testimony and stated under oath that has didn't know nuthin' about that Russian hacking cyber thingie but what he read in the Hooterville Times-Picayune, but I think Sessions may have cracked the Gonzalez Threshold.
And now he belongs to the ages.
Where's Adam Kokesh when you need him? pic.twitter.com/C1RXiDZRfa— Frances Langum (@bluegal) June 13, 2017
You know, it's just too damn bad that Putin and Team Trump weren't dealing a little weed on the side instead of engaging in a massive, treasonous plot against the United States. Because man, if it involved weed in any way, ol' Jeff would be all over that shit!
From the Washington Post today:
Jeff Sessions personally asked Congress to let him prosecute medical marijuana providers