To all FOX employees;Our beloved Bill ORielly has decided to leave our corporate family to pursue a life long desire to devote himself in the education industry.His career change will have him operating a private girls school. He has always had the desire to better the lives of young sexy girls. He has written many books of instilling (inseminating) his long held moral beliefs into the minds of women.I am sure everyone wishes Mr ORielly the best and success in his new social endeavor. Bill Would like all fellow employees to know, he is more than willing to interview any daughters you may have . To consider their admission to his school and offers a FOX employee discount on tuition.BillO wants you to know, if this doesn't work out and he is picked up on MSNBC. He is not a liberal accepting a job hand out. That he remains the same good ole white wealthy bias he always has. Let us wish him well. Now back to lying to our viewing rubes.
LOL (I read 'he's not a liberal accepting a hand job'!)
LOLIf it would be free market services rendered if he paid for it. What it might look like if the provider has one of those United Airline clauses. You know, to bump him off. (wait that would be violent). To get him off. (wait, that doesn't sound moral).This is messed up. Something is wrong. What does that mean? I don't understand! Fuck it all and everyone, I'll do it live............!Note to Spicer. BillO is now at hand for your job.
Good afternoon, Mr. Glass.The media built Trump because he brought in advertising revenue.The media broke O'Reilly because he lost advertising revenue.At least they're consistent in their "priorities."Be seeing you.
Reported new book title: Killing My Career.(I saw that at Susie Madrak's place, but it looks like it could be Blue Gal's, just so you know I'm not trynna steal it...) -Doug in Oakland
Yet to see Trump truly looking scared shitless.When Teh Sponsors put him on a conference call to ask where their Obama Economy epic profits went - & if the current stall leads to a real downturn, that day is coming soon - we'll get to see what that highly edifying spectacle looks like ... unless he clues in, goes Full Berlusconi & evaporates from public view entirely. Some shit is so hardcore it can make even the most needy attention whore morph into Greta Garbo 2.0 in the blink of an eye.
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