Friday, March 17, 2017

The Head of Britain's GCHQ Explains The Facts of Life to Sean Spicer

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From Gizmodo:
Sean Spicer Reportedly Apologizes to Britain For Talking Shit

Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary and occasional Easter Bunny, went on national TV yesterday and said that President Obama used British intelligence sources to spy on Donald Trump. GCHQ, the British equivalent of the NSA, responded with a rare public statement flatly denying the charge. And now Spicer has reportedly apologized personally to the British intelligence agency.

“Three intelligence sources have informed Fox News that President Obama went outside the chain of command,” Spicer alleged in a press conference yesterday. “He didn’t use the NSA, he didn’t use the CIA, he didn’t use the FBI and he didn’t use the Department of Justice. He used GCHQ.”

But the Telegraph is reporting that Spicer himself made an apology to GCHQ today, which is probably wise, given the fact that his “sources” were talking heads on Fox News. And Spicer wasn’t the only one apologizing. The Telegraph reports that General McMaster, the National Security Adviser who replaced the disgraced Michael Flynn, personally apologized as well.

“Recent allegations made by media commentator judge Andrew Napolitano about GCHQ being asked to conduct ‘wiretapping’ against the then president-elect are nonsense,” GCHQ said in a rare statement. “They are utterly ridiculous and should be ignored.”
Everyone knows that you can lie to Chuck Todd to your heart's content and suck Sean Hannity's dick all day long, but you never fuck with James Bond.


Marc McKenzie said...

HAH!! Man, you can never go wrong using a Malcolm Tucker clip.

trgahan said...

and for over a third of America whose vote for Trump was partly inspired by the Brexit result and currently tweeting #BoycottHawai:

James Bond is now part of the grand conspiracy to take the God given stuff from humble conservative white people, put them in camps run under Shari Law, and give everything to underserving, shiftless brown people....cause Fox News has "three intelligence sources"

Michael Sweeney said...

Too bad Dicey Spicey didn't have to apologize on the same national TV venue he used to make the original claim.

Robt said...

Hey ??????

I recall the GOP's loud vocal screams, crying tears and nose sniveling whimpers over President Obama going around the world apologizing for America..!

I recall Trump making a big deal of, "Not having time to be politically correct".

Not even a single tear drop, a voiced mumble or a tissue drying a nose from the GOP?

I am almost sort of, beginning to think kind of that it might be possible everything the GOP threatened to do over Obama from secession to suicide bombing (a GOP patriotic real American position),
All of it is what they wanted but only from someone who had an "R; in from of his.her name and was blessed by Pope Rushbo, Cardinal Nannity and Bishop Breitbart and the minions of priests from the Temple of Doom.

Hey, Wha-happennnned?

So are Trump/GOP voters back on their medication(s) or are they Off their Meds again? I can't tell.

Habitat Vic said...

What does Spicer think this is, a fookin SNL skit with Melissa fookin McCarthy? Well allow Driftglass to put a jaunty little bonnet on that misconception and put it up Spicey with a lubricated horse cock!

Fuckity bye.

bluicebank said...

I can't be the only one who's noticed this, but the Trump administration seems bent on ALSO pissing off regions where white people live. Except for Russia.

Of course, Agent Orange has got the not-white countries covered.

But the Brits, Irish, Scots, Swedes, Germans, Aussies, Canadians and French? Not to mention entire US states like California, New York, Washington, Hawaii, Maryland, Colorado, Illinois, Connecticut, Delaware, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia and the District of Columbia.

jim said...

Funny because the video may be pretty much spot-on, if you add snivelling circa 15 seconds in.

Neither GCHQ nor anyone else interested in them requires either "wiretaps" or "hacking" to suss out the febrile conniptions of a generic rich camwhoring con-man too stupid not to use an unsecured phone even as President. Someone who got rich by judicially gaming his own bankruptcies & then literally monetized his epic deficit of basic human decency into a media career is not exactly a shadowy enigma. His smug bait-&-switch scam on RealMurika™ was about as cunningly hidden as his rented last name on the sides of buildings, & the smoking gun of PutinGate is his own equally feral & dim-witted spawn openly boasting about the family being chin-deep in Russian kleptocrat money.

Next: NaziGate? Surely no-one could have predicted ...

Robt said...

"Everyone knows that you can lie to Chuck Todd to your heart's content"

Apparently you have been deprived of the enlightenment that MSNBC provides in the form of an Advertisement. An AD that has Chuck Todd on the Basketball court.
Telling us how he is the referee that will blow the whistle and make the call on anyone on either team that [lays for a specific team. And will not play for both sides.

Because Todd is holding a basketball and there is nothing more trustworthy than a referee white guy on a basketball court. Refereeing between the white team vs the Black Team. Or the Donkeys vs the Elephants, or the wealthy vs the rabble.

I still think Chuck Todd doesn't see his career being at competitive risk.

Hew hewitt represents that take over of Todd's spot. Now, Todd can have on Republican Louie Gohmert for the moderate Conservative view and Hewitt on the same panel as the liberal. And Todd is the referee?

I would rather watch Nelson in his Airplane comedy movie series as rereuns,than waste time watching Todd and Hew and the Louie's pretend to play basketball.

Joseph Butler said...

I love the Chuckles commercial. Referees are the ones who can't put the ball in the basket.