Saturday, February 04, 2017

Muslims Are On This Planet!

Here, in-a New Jersey!  Coming to destroy us!  

The mentally-unstable Bastard President is already almost there.

A few more weeks of utterly humiliating public fucker-uppery, people laughing at his unhinged declarations...

...massive protest marches across the country, federal judges telling him to pound sand and his White House leaking like a minor league baseball stadium bathroom piss trough, and...


bluicebank said...

It's a crying shame that "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai" merely reached cult status, because John Lithgow's character nails one of D.Trump's personalities. Orange Wharfin? Big Booty?

Must recover the over-thruster before Il Douche drags us into the Eigth Dimension. Buckaroo where are you now that we need you?

Jimbo said...

Yeah, you can't go wrong with Buckaroo Banzai for our world today.

Karen Rea said...

Come into US? Oh, wait. Well, at least we're not diluting our gene pool with Islamic bodily fluids. Whew!! General Ripper, I salute you!!

Robt said...

It is self evident.!

The republican muslim brotherhood has taken control of American Government.

They are Conservative wahabeeists. Who do not get along with the republican moderate Sunnis, Shia even ISIS republicans do not get along with the Wahabe conservative Brotherhood.

dinthebeast said...

Susie Madrak noted today that there are finally people calling it what it is: ethnic cleansing.

-Doug in Oakland

Kath320 said...

How long until he engineers a terrorist attack (no matter how small) to really get the ball rolling?

Rheinhard said...

No. No no. NO!

John Whorfin was a scientist.

(Il Douche believes science is a libtard conspiracy.)

John Whorfin knew how to dress for success.

(Il Douche wears nothing but the same ill-fitting drab suit.)

Most of all, John Whorfin knew how to GODDAMN WELL SPEAK IN PUBLIC!

(Who here who has seen that speech scene DOESN'T want to shout "Planet 10!" and "Real Soon!" Inspirational! Il Douche can't stay on topic for more than 10 seconds without rambling incoherently about his Inauguration attendance and waggling his tiny pointing finger.)

Donald J. Trump is NO Lord John Whorfin!

RUKidding said...

To Kath320 - pretty much that's the Q on everyone's blog posts today. Was 9/11 either an inside job or the W Admin just conveniently looked the other way to enable it? Ask Richard Clark.

With Trump not getting his way 115% of the time?? Geez look out below! Literally.

mahatma kanejeeves said...

and so the publisher of DFB, Thomas Friedman, MoDo, Ross Douthat, etc., gets around to stating the obvious without implicating itself

bowtiejack said...

"In 1 tweet Trump contradicts his spokesman, shows lack of basic knowledge about our constitutional structure, and misstates immigration law."

Clearly the MOST YUUUGELY successful multi-tasker evah!

Mark Dobrowolski said...

it's not big booty, it's big boo-tay! Also John Whorfin is Trump. I would've voted for the Orange terror but for the resemblance to John Whorfin, so I voted for Hillary. Now only if the rapture could happen soon. Then I could drive Mike Pence's car to my new home (Ryan's old house)!

dinthebeast said...

Mark: Somehow I don't see either of those fucks getting raptured up...

-Doug in Oakland

Robt said...

There is that Wahabe, (fundamental violent sect of Islam) funding muslim that owns a large part of FOX News Corp.
Who flies in and out of America at his private pleasure.
Bringing in whoever he wants with him.
Funding islamic Mosques in every state of America.

And yet, the president who knows more than the generals, more than everyone else.

Does nothing about Suadi Prince Al a weed.

Neo Tuxedo said...

@mahatma, I mentioned that very article in a comment on the last post our gracious host made about Charlie Sykes*, a comment whose key elements I'll recycle and improve here**.

When he says "Why Nobody Cares the President Is Lying", he means "How I Helped Create the Meatsticks Who Neither Know nor Care That the President Is Lying". He's at least taken the step of acknowledging that he, personally, did this:

For years, as a conservative radio talk show host, I played a role in that conditioning by hammering the mainstream media for its bias and double standards. But the price turned out to be far higher than I imagined.

By which he means that he never imagined it was a price he himself would have to pay a share of.

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs man who trained leopards to eat people's faces for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

(* We all remember what Ss'ai-k'ss means in Tenctonese, right?
** Adopt, adapt, and improve. Motto of the Knights of the Round Table.)

MedicineMan55 said...

I can see I'm not the only one who's had this thought: At this point, all it will take is a single significant terror attack to start the slide into dictatorship. Donald's toes are on the line already, as he blames the judiciary for limiting his power. More worrisome still, the incompetence of the Trump administration coupled with their intentionally provocative actions are making such an event more likely.