Sunday, February 12, 2017

Have I Mentioned Recently That Matthew Dowd Is a Fundamentally Ridiculous Person?



Three Fun Facts!
Fun Fact #1:  Matthew Dowd used to get paid to make sure George W. Bush was re-elected by any means necessary.

Fun Fact #2:  Matthew Dowd now gets paid to be ABC New's chief political analyst.

Fun Fact #3:  Matthew Dowd exists in a constant state of hilarious and near-catatonic denial about how the Republican party and American politics actually works.
Funny old world.

8 comments:

Niccki said...

I'm not amused...yet it's hilarious, how they are all backpeddling away from the cluster f**k that is the Trump administration Has greed overwelmed them, or will someone finally step up and say, "NO MORE"
The man is nuts, everyone knows it, now bring on the doctors and prove it, before the crazy bastard blows up the country Matthew doesn't get a pass because he's not kissing his ass He's not calling for the butterfly net either

Charlesdillon said...

Backpeddling with a wink and a nod.

keith gargus said...

Those ARE fun facts. I don't know whether to shit or go blind. I keep my sanity by only getting doses of assholes like Dowd, Bobo, and company filtered through guys like you and Charlie Pierce. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Robt said...

You have to understand.
When you are owned by Negan, there are limitations.

It is curious what Dowd put down on his ABC application of past job experiences between the years 200-2008?
when memory does not serve Dowd well enough to remember the Grand Finale at the apex of superior conservative principles coming to fruition after 8 years of right hard wiring control and policy rule.

II'm betting Dowd wrote down on his app for ABC that he worked for the Obama Administration during 200o and 2008.
It is a typical conservative illness to blame your liberal strawman for everything bad no matter if you cause the bad or it is just Murphy's Law.

This is the essential religious fundamental tenet of the left hand is the hand of Satan. So you need to use your right hand to write with, shake hands with and so forth.

The left hand gets the wipe task , the nose picking chore and so forth.

And the Christian Right and the Islamic religions have this in common.

How did they get their Christian in Islam or get their Islam in their Christianity?
Christ-lamic? Like a Reese's peanut butter Cup.

Sam Carter said...

The party of personal responsibility never seems to want to take personal responsibility for anything.

Neo Tuxedo said...

I keep my sanity by only getting doses of assholes like Dowd, Bobo, and company filtered through guys like you and Charlie Pierce. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

In my case, it's crazy I may be, though it's still stupid I'm not.

When you are owned by Negan, there are limitations.

The first I heard of Negan was when the sentence "I'm gonna ping-pong my dick all over these titties" crossed my Tumblr dashboard. Finding out the role was being limned by Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the TV show, I was like "Finally! The Comedian will no longer be the most reprehensible comic-book character JDM has played!" (Frankly, Eddie Blake and John Winchester would cheerfully take turns slapping the mortal shit out of Negan.)

The party of personal responsibility never seems to want to take personal responsibility for anything.

You have to understand that, when the GOP says they're the party of personal responsibility, what they mean is that Jimmy Carter is personally responsible for everything bad between August 8, 1974 and August 24, 1992 inclusive; Bill Clinton is personally responsible for everything bad from August 25, 1992 to the 2007 financial meltdown; and Barack HUSSEIN Obama is personally responsible for everything bad after that. (Not sure when LBJ starts being responsible for bad stuff, or whether Harry S Truman is to blame for things after FDR was kind enough to die. JFK, of course, escapes being blamed for bad things through the inherent nobility of getting shot through the forehead from behind.)

Jimbo said...

Neo Tuxedo: I think your point is that the GOP is fundamentally a subversive party. That's giving them too much credit. They are two parties: the crazies that want to destroy the federal government altogether (the Freedom Caucus) and the majority cynics that want to manipulate the federal government to subsidize the wealthy and favored corporations. None of them really care about the WWC or Talibangelicals.

eddie blake said...

nah. he understands PERFECTLY well, the dude just LIES. he lied back then to get little boots "elected" the second time, he lied CONSTANTLY throughout the obama administrations and this last campaign, and he's lying NOW.

liars LIE. that's their GIG.