Wednesday, November 30, 2016

I Have Found My Dream Job


About Lounge Review Magazine:
At loungereview, we are frequent flyers who enjoy the journey as much as the destination. We have visited hundreds of airport lounges and know some airports like the back of our hands. We believe that airports aren’t actually dreadful places – if you know the tricks! We are compiling an exhaustive and accurate directory of worldwide lounges...
This is my destiny.

8 comments:

duquesnepdx said...

YOu could throw in commentary from fellow passengers. It could be like the Acela corridor commentary, but written by an intelligent person.

RUKidding said...

I have friends who write articles for airplane magazines. They got paid for those. Maybe you should check that out.

People who frequent airport lounges are usually rich shitheads on fancy schmancy business accounts. It would definitely be like the Acela corridor, and the convos by the inmates would be about as enlightening as David Fuckity Brooks' columns. Not recommended.

bluicebank said...

If you mean becoming a copy writer for Lounge Review Magazine, make sure it pays well. At least enough to keep you in bourbon to salve that pesky sense of professional pride -- easily injured when the wordsmithing craft is dolled up and taken to Flack Town's brothels.

Tim said...

Driftlounge . . .

Robt said...

LoungeGlass, is that you?

A job. Trump did it. Good jobs are back. America is great again.



There is nothing more honorable and pride building than a job that pays less than minimum wage.
Quoting the GOP

dinthebeast said...

Speaking of "dream" jobs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qROQ0XYP4Ck

-Doug in Oakland

Jerry B said...

That sounds like a job that would require an assistant. Just sayin.

Tanbark said...

Arbeit Macht Frei!

Even scheise Arbeit...