Friday, November 25, 2016

Don The Chin

It is widely reported that Don the Con hates this photographic angle.

Suck it up, cupcake.


lordprivyseal said...

From the linked article:

"'I have to tell you, I am emotionally fucking pissed,' another participant said. 'How can this not influence coverage? I am being totally honest with you. Toward the end of the campaign, it got to a point where I thought that the coverage was all about [Trump’s] flaws and problems. And that’s legit. But, I thought, O.K., let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. After the meeting today, though—and I am being human with you here—I think, Fuck him! I know I am being emotional about it. And I know I will get over it in a couple of days after Thanksgiving. But I really am offended. This was unprecedented. Outrageous!'"

What?! You mean, Donnie Tinyhands Trump is still the same guy he was three weeks ago? OMG! And this guy's gonna amnesiafy himself on Saturday, then go back to pretending Trump never said or did any of the things he's been saying and doing from the start of his campaign (or for that matter, for his whole public life). Etch-A-Sketch! Etch-A-Sketch! Yet, as one of my favorite photoshops featured on this blog says, "Shake all you want, dumbass. I'm not going anywhere."

All these talking-heads and media-execs are going to go back to shouting "Pivot, Trump! PIIIIVVVOOOOOOOOOOT!", convincing themselves that a new, sensible, Burkean Trump has burst out of the chrysalis of the old Trump every time Donnie Tinyhands goes a day or two without saying/doing something repulsive, then act shocked (shocked, I tell you!) every time he returns to form, followed by an instant memory-wipe, then lather, rinse, repeat. And whenever they just can't shake the Etch-A-Sketch fast enough, BOTH SIDES! BOTH SIDES!

I propose a new rule, The Iron Rule of Donald Trump:

It is required to listen to what Donald Trump is saying/tweeting right now.

It is forbidden to remember what Donald Trump said/tweeted five minutes ago.

Robt said...

I find it hard to fathom the Dear Donald has an "angle" that is not Great.

His vanity blurs his vision like glaucoma. I am sure Putin can put vanity of an American president to his benefit.

Making America great again by sacrificing to make Russia the USSR again.

He said, "there will be so much winning and we will get tired of all that winning".
He didn't say who would be winning. (replenishing the off shore tax havens of billionaires).
So gloriously right he was, I am already tired of all the winning already.

As the apprentice wheel of fortune begins to land on "for the wealthy". This winning continuing should make the next depression the "GREATEST". History has ever seen.
So filled with the Great Trump am I, with anticipation I await his appointment of Newt Gingrich to Director of moon Prison work Colonies / Secret Service thought police. Sure it will be a new cabinet position that costs money but the saving from tax cuts that will produce more tax revenue combined with cutting 10 percent of the Federal Workforce across the Government (who perform actual work). It will not only pay for itself but you will not have any more Gov't Bureaucracy to slowly assist you.
Oh, we will continue to pay for the services those Fed workers were their to provide for us. But it will be so great. Not sure about the "Again" part.

This time next year. It will not be only Trump voters begging for the Turkey pardoN.
II predict the competition alone, for the pardon to be heated. And they always tell us, competition is Great for us.

Making Sugar Frosted Flakes-----G-r-r-r-r-r-e--e-a-a-t,,, Again.