There they were -- all the good little Trumpshirts out there in the sucker patch, waiting for Julian Assange to rise up and fly through the night to deliver Donald Trump into the White House and save them horrors of Hillary Clinton.
And the knew Assange would come because they have the most sincere sucker patch in all the land!
See, they genuinely believe every batshit, racist conspiracy theory flapping around inside their empty heads -- even the conspiracy theories that directly contradict other conspiracy theories. These meatheads, genuinely and deeply believe all of it and, as the world knows, there is nothing Julian Assange respects more than a chump's sincerity.
Thene moon rose. They settled in. And they waited...
Until, at last (From Crooks & Liars):
WikiRolled! Assange Makes Crazy Uncle Liberty Stay Up Late; Pimps Book
They were promised that Killary and that Kenyan in the White House would be de$$troyeed at 3am sharp! Benghazi! 9/11! Baby parts!
Apparently it was all a marketing test by the Ecuadorian Embassy refugee Julian Assange, to see just how many rubes with the word "deplorable" in their Twitter handle were willing to drink caffeine after dinner for the purpose of making libruls mad...
The reaction was both swift and hilarious:
But don't worry about them wising up.
Being chumps is not a hat they put on and take off depending on occasions and circumstances.
"Chump" is who they are,
And falling for the same lying grifters over and over and over again is what they do.