First, I wildly and enthusiastically supported George W. Bush -- a man lied our country into the war and then screwed it up, I also wildly and enthusiastically called anyone who opposed President Bush a terrorist-loving traitor.
Then, when the war...and the economy...and the deficit...and US foreign policy...all went catastrophically wrong in exactly the way those who opposed President Bush had warned, I bravely put on a funny hat, started calling myself an "independent" and swore that I have never even heard of George W. Bush,
Then, when the Democrats nominated someone to fix the economy I had broken, and mend the foreign policy I had wrecked, and end the war that I had helped lie us into, me and millions of other newly-minted "independents" joined together in a mighty movement based on freaking out over a huge deficit which we had never cared when George W. Bush was creating it, and screaming that Barack Obama was a terrorist-loving traitor.
Which is what we have been doing all-day, every-day, ever since.
And now me and millions like me are wildly and enthusiastically supporting an openly racist serial liar for President of the United States whose observable leadership skill set makes George W. Bush look like Dwight D. Eisenhower.
And that is what I did in the war, my son.
That is what I did in the war.