Like a carny trying to lure the rubes into playing a rigged milk bottle pyramid game, today Ron Fournier showed that, by gum, it is possible to win the Big Prize by Temporarily Knocking Down His Creepy Both Sider Fetish. All your have to do is hit the pile of rigged issues he has set up in exactly the right spot...dozens of times in nearly impossibly quick succession...at velocities which the corked softballs Mr. Fournier uses cannot achieve without superhuman assistance.
And if events conspire to break just exactly this way, well then son, you get that Big Prize!
Trump's Second Amendment Comment Cannot Be ExcusedRegardless of his intentions, the statement proves he’s unfit for the White House.
...If Trump meant to incite violence, he should be in jail. If this was an accident—if Trump doesn’t understand the danger he loaded into his language; if he doesn’t know how to measure his words—he should not be president
.Go ahead. Walk it around the midway and make sure you tell everyone where you got it!
And I was about to do just that.
But then, just as I was about to leave the booth...
I believe most Trump supporters are actually smarter than their candidate and more tolerant. They aren’t insecure bullies and bigots and sexists, but they are so desperate for change that they’re willing to roll the dice.
Oh Ron, no. No. You took that one, clean moment we just shared made it all weird and creepy.
And you were soooo close.