IF he is rambling on about some positive trait. THEN he is always the biggest and best at it.
IF he is rambling on about some negative trait. THEN the worst example in history =
IF today's opinion polls show the American public to be against a thing, THEN he was against it first.
IF today's opinion polls show the American public to be in favor of a thing, THEN he was in favor of it first.
THE SYSTEM = that which is always rigged against him.
THE MEDIA = that which always lies about him.
"Many smart people have told me" + (The Breitbart Shithouse + The Stupidest Man on the Internet + Stormfront) = Today's Truth.
** Note: ERROR HANDLING and APOLOGIZING subroutines have been permanently disabled.**