Predictably, after 17 million people vote #Leave, Nigel Farage basically admits the #Brexit campaign was a sham. https://t.co/5HYnSkWOdS— D (@Delo_Taylor) June 24, 2016
Inside his holding cell under CNN's Red Keep, Wolf Blitzer watched this, stunned.
"We can do that?" he whimpered.
Acting quickly, newly-minted CNN "analyst" Corey Lewandowski grabbed CNN's dust-covered 1990 Peabody Award from the trophy case and beat Blitzer with it until he shut the hell up.
And so, the Great Walk-back begins.
For future reference, this is what Day One of a Trump Administration would look like.
And Day Two.
And Day Three.