Sunday, May 29, 2016

Newt Gingrich Promises Bob Dole...

..."Amazing pudding!  The best pudding!" and to "get "Matlock" back on in the Day Room".

From The Hill:
Dole: Gingrich should be Trump's running mate

Former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole encouraged fellow Republicans to support Donald Trump and suggested former Speaker Newt Gingrich should be his running mate.

"When Donald Trump clinched the Republican nomination, it was an easy call for me. What's a lifelong Republican supposed to do, support the opponent? I don't think so," Dole, the 1996 Republican nominee, told CNN Saturday...


John Taylor said...

It makes perfect sense. They could run as the Assholery Party.

Robt said...

" What's a lifelong Republican supposed to do, support the opponent? I don't think so," "

Well stated from Bob Dole (who has very little time left on this planet). I wonder how much his endorsement paid him? In the name of conservatism.

So when, and if your GOP nominee is Denise hastert and he selects David Duke as his VP.

What is a republican to do? maybe get better candidates and support them? Perhaps turn up the GOP media propaganda to better transmit orders to the assimilated Borg?

You know, For Amurika. Because Freedumb, and even Tri Corner hat wearing.

n1ck said...

I'm still holding out hope for a Trump/Arpaio ticket, but I can definitely see a Trump/Gingrich ticket.

dinthebeast said...

That is horrifying. Trump has no idea how to be president, and has already said that he is going to pick a VP who can do the things that he doesn't want to do (like the work, and stuff), so anybody remember Dick Cheney? Newt in that role could do more damage than he ever dreamed of doing, and we could end up with a government infested with the awful, awful Republicans Newt would "advise" Trump to appoint...

So once again with feeling: Hear ye all Democrats (and sane people in general) VOTE, GOD DAMN IT!

-Doug in Oakland

Jimbo said...

Trump/Gingrich 2016 would be so bizarre, easily the strangest Presidential duo in all of US History, by far. Both of them are both delusional and ridiculous liars. More importantly, they will each make the other crazier and crazier over the course of the campaign. I tempted to think that will drive down their numbers even more but our political syste is so screwed up that nothing is really predictable anymore.

Tengrain said...

If it is a Trump-Noot ticket, I really think we should invest in Tindr and make a fortune that we can use to fund our escape.



Cirze said...

I'm with you there, Ten.

When do we leave?

And, friends, don't forget that Cheney is still available.

He's undoubtedly been asked to help out.

And his judgment is still rock solid.

Robt said...

Although Newt'er would like the VP slot.

Newter would shit down Gobbermint on Trump.
Their egoes would clash in the ego supercollider. Leaving the entire solar system devastated.

For Newt, a hostile take over of the presidency from Trump from the VP spot is so doable.

Hell, The GOP impeaches Trump moving Newt'er in control.

It might have been in that contract on America. Read the fine print.