Fictional Bush, Robert Ritchie, after a fictional Secret Service agent is gunned down during a robbery:
"Crime. Boy. I don't know"Actual Bush, John Ellis "Jeb", after the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College:
"Look, stuff happens and the impulse is always to do something and it's not necessarily the right thing to do."Compared to Jebulon, Fred Thompson was an unstoppable force of nature.
Compared to Jebulon, Dan Quayle was William Jennings Bryan.*
I can fix a comma.
Jebulon can't fix being a Bush.