Establishment Republican political consultant Rick Wilson has had quite enough of the rank-and-file getting drunk and making out with Donald Trump in his basement, thank you very much. They're his chumps, dammit, and if they know what's good for them they'll get their little asses up here right now and stop throwing themselves at that greasy punk!
Here is one of the less demeaning things he has to say about the people his party now completely depends on to win elections:
Remember when Ted Cruz was your idol? When he was going to turn the world upside down and bring the TruCon revolution to its zenith? A month ago seems like a long time, doesn’t it? Ben Carson? Suddenly haram. Perry? Off the list. I’ve even seen Trump fans savaging Scott Walker, who almost everyone seems to love. You do know we’ve seen this movie before, right? A celebrity candidate? Cult-like devotion? Iconic posters? Vehement, bordering on violent reaction to any criticism of the One? Weird; I remember conservatives in 2008 reacting to the Obama Cult with disdain, but now we’ve got one of our own.I can only imagine what kind of charmer Mr. Wilson ("I paid for your goddamn burrito supreme so quit flirting with the goddamn busboy and gimme a goddamn handjob!") must be on a date.
The circus is almost over.Over at the Breitbart Collective Farm, a senior spokesclown is taking Mr. Wilson's silver-tonged appeal to about as well as you would expect:
My advice to Trump fans?
Don’t be the last clown out of the tent.
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