Thursday, June 11, 2015

It's Spelled Marco Luxury Yacht

It's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Dear New York Times,
With so many genuinely important and substantive stories to cover, how about we leave stupid ones like this alone?

I'm glad we had this talk.

Now, about that unbreakable contract the devil apparently tricked you into signing with David Brooks...

Dear Every Political Show Host on Teevee Especially Chuck Todd,
This is how you handle a guest who turns out to be a lying lunatic.


Lawrence said...

Could the press pool oblige us with the following juvenile antics whenever Mr Rubio appears:
Sotto Voce "Marco"..."Rubio" during the entire press appearance.
Offer him a water bottle every time.
Place or photoshop a Dasani banner behind him for all appearances, or ads for Rubios Coastal Mexican Grill in appropriate markets.

bluicebank said...

Remember when this was a thing?

You could slip a thing into the back or front door of the Gray Lady, and the boys would be on it. "I told them a story."


tgran said...

Marco's Manatee Mauler?