It's Throat Warbler Mangrove.
Dear New York Times,
With so many genuinely important and substantive stories to cover, how about we leave stupid ones like this alone?Also...
I'm glad we had this talk.
Now, about that unbreakable contract the devil apparently tricked you into signing with David Brooks...
Dear Every Political Show Host on Teevee Especially Chuck Todd,
This is how you handle a guest who turns out to be a lying lunatic.