...Spock and Kirk infiltrate CPAC 2015 and destroy the Twitter Machine along with the Right's capacity to troll comment sections anywhere in known space.
Faced with the horror of having to fight for their stupid ideas for real, Kirk offers them a solution.
The best offer they will ever get. Put an end to it. Make peace.
Hannity: There can be no peace. Don't you see? We've admitted it to ourselves. We're a hateful assholes. It's instinctive.
Kirk: All right. It's instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million hateful asshole years on our hands, but we can stop it. We can admit that we're hateful assholes, but we're not going to be hateful assholes today. That's all it takes. Knowing that we won't be hateful assholes...today.