I hope liberals grasp that being required to fund something you believe is murder is form of conscientious objection: http://t.co/lGvsGksIGyYou mean like all that tax money the Cheney Administration took from me and gave to Halliburton so we could slaughter brown people in Iraq?
— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) July 1, 2014
And do I get all that money back now?
Because back then I had a really good, full-time job, but since then, let me tell you, things have been tough! I lost all of that and so much more in the Bush Recession, and I'll never see a fraction of that kind of income ever again, so all that extra "Iraq War Refund" dough would sure come in handy!
You know every now and then it becomes hilariously clear that, just like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and David Brooks and all the rest of Conservatism's very special people, Andrew Sullivan has never actually met a real, honest-to-goodness American Liberal in his entire fucking life. That, just like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and David Brooks, Andrew Sullivan's entire schtick would vaporize and blow away like SnoCone in a blast furnace if it were not propped up by an endless supply of Imaginary Dirty Hippies.
Which, in the abstract, is really quite funny, but in practical, dollars and cents terms it means that punching the fuck out of Liberals like you and me is what pays Andrew Sullivan's mortgage, what made David Brooks' mansion possible, what put $30 million dollars into Sean Hannity's pocket and what permits Rush Limbaugh to own a private jet.
So the irony is that while I may be broke and barely hanging onto the bottom rung of the economic ladder down which I have fallen so very far, slandering Liberals like me has grown into a huge and very lucrative industry.
Fiunally, I can also guarantee that no court will ever order this mob of con men and fascists and lunatics who reap such gargantuan dividends from lying about us to stop doing so based on our conscientious objection to being publicly slandered by them day after day after day.
PS. Proper "Thank Yous" to everyone who hit my tip jar will really, truly be forthcoming once things get a little more settled down on my end.