From The Daily Banter:
It goes on from there.The Story of Barack Obama (As Told By Conservatives)Oliver Willis on April 30, 2014Barack Obama was born in Kenya. His father was the communist Frank Marshall Davis, who taught the young Barack the ways of Communism.At some point, Barack Obama Sr. came into the picture and pretended to be Barack Obama’s real father. He taught his “son” to hate the British because of their behavior in colonial days. The Obamas posted a birth announcement in a Hawaii newspaper in order to fake their son’s birth on U.S. soil.Obama attended a Madrassa in Indonesia, where he grew up. This is where he learned to be a Muslim.Obama then decided to adopt the name “Barry” as part of his long-standing plot to fake being American.In high school Obama smoked a lot of weed. He was the first and only person who grew up in the 1970s to do so. Obama did not go to college – nobody remembers seeing him and they can fake pictures – and also became the president of the Harvard Law Review. He hugged a black studies professor one time, probably to get secret messages on how to be a good socialist....
Fine work, Mr. Willis. Future historians are in your debt.
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