Thursday, February 06, 2014

As a Dog Returns to his Vomit

So a fool returns to his folly.
 -- Proverbs 26:11
See also, "There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him."

You might remember way back five minutes ago when your Liberal TeeVee was suddenly filled with the light of glorious Bipartisan Angels.

Their Both Siderism shone with terrible brightness and the people were filled with great fear, but Squint and the Meat Puppet told the masses, “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Glenn Beck has decided to stop being a bomb-throwing asshole!  In fact, he's kinda sorry about the whole 'ripping the country apart for money thing.'"

"Great!  Is he keeping the money?" asked one disreputable, foul-mouthed wag, but his question was drowned out by the righteous exhortations of Wise Men praising Glenn Beck and cursing those Wicked Extremists (On Both Sides!) whose refused to acknowledge Glenn Beck's repentance as a sign from God that that the Kingdom of Centrism was at hand!

Yeah, well, it turns out --

He's Back! Glenn Beck Says Obama Will Throw Opponents in Internment Camps

Two weeks after apologizing for tearing the nation apart, Glenn Beck is calling Obama a dictator and claiming abortion opponents will be sent to internment camps...

Beck’s internment camp caution was not his first infraction against his own promise to be less divisive in the last two weeks. In fact, he’s pretty much carried on with fear mongering as usual since that apparently insignificant interview with Megyn Kelly. At a Texas GOP event earlier this week, Beck chided the Republican party for not taking harsher action and appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the Benghazi scandal, the IRS, and just President Obama himself because “he looked at the American people and lied,” about Obamacare. In the same speech, Beck compared Washington, D.C. to Chernobyl—because our political system is “toxic,” get it?—and suggested Congress solve its problems the same way the Ukraine handled the catastrophic nuclear disaster back in 1986. “You, you go in. You open the door. Then you get out...You make sure the document is still there. Then you get out,” he said. “That’s what it should be. We are dealing with Chernobyl. It’s a meltdown of our system.”

The week prior (also the week after his apology) was a busy one for Beck. First, he defended venture capitalist Tom Perkins against criticism for his argument, published in a Wall Street Journal letter to the editor, that the “progressive war on the American one percent” is the modern-day equivalent of the Nazis’ condemnation of Jews during the Holocaust. Beck argued that Perkins’ subsequent apology in the face of major scrutiny was proof that “We are Germany 1930. You can deny it all you want,” he said. “But the socialist revolution is here.”
I await Squint's invitation to appear on his show to explain to him in Very Small Words how to stop shitting himself in public.


Anonymous said...

Yup, no money in Centrism.

He has to make a living you know:)

stickler said...

The first part of the proverb is more fitting.

Anonymous said...

today on his show the squint played Uriah Heep very amusing lol

Steve Finnell said...


All teaching from Jesus and the apostles came from the Father. (John 14:10, John 15:26)

Quote: Dr. Charles Stanley "....But it's important to remember that Ephesians 2:8-9 says faith in Jesus Christ is the only requirement for salvation, not baptism. But, to fulfill His command, we're to be baptized following our decision to accept Him into our lives."[ NOTE: The word, only, is not mentioned in Ephesians 2:8-9]

Quote: God "Mark 16:16....and is baptized will be saved..."(NKJV)

Quote: Mother Teresa "There is only one God and He is God to all; therefore it is important that everyone is seen as equal before God. I've always said we should help a Hindu become a better Hindu, a Muslim become a better Muslim, a Catholic become a better Catholic. ......"

Quote: God "John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me."(NKJV)

Quote: Max Lucado "....Is it possible for an unbaptized believer to be saved? Yes, definitely. Should every believer be baptized? Yes, definitely."

Quote: God "John 3:5 Jesus answered, "Most assuredly , I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God." (NKJV)

Quote: Billy Graham "Whether they come from the Muslim world, or the Buddhist world, or the Christian world, or the non-believing world, they are members of the body of Christ because they've been called by God. They may not even know the name of Jesus, but they know in their hearts they need something that they don't have and they turn to the only light they have and I think they're saved and they're going to be with us in heaven."

Quote: God "Acts 4:10-12...the name of Jesus...12 "Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved."

Quote: Pope Francis ""The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us, with the Blood of Christ:all of us, not just Catholics. Everyone!....Even the atheists........'But I don't believe, Father, I am an atheist! But do good: we will meet one another there."

Quote: God "John 8:24 :Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for if you do not believe that I am He, you will die in your sins."