You know that guy who has a basement full of enough high-capacity firepower to kill every living thing within a four mile radius of his "freedom bunker", and another, identical stash buried under his shed for when the UN and the Obama Gun-stapo comes to steal his liberty.
He listens to Alex Jones and Sean Hannity so he can get "both sides" of the issues.
He is a proud god damn In-De-Pendent who came out fearlessly against the fake Conservatism of George W. Bush...in 2008.
And he's voting for Rand Paul/Ted Cruz in 2016, no matter what those lying Obama-bot Commies at MSNBC say.
Vote...Like That Guy You Know!