Sunday, November 25, 2012

Want Better Pundits?



Every time they blow a big one or try to pay the rent by floating one slab of fact-free happy Centrist horseshit, they lose a finger.

From Roald Dalh's almost-forgotten series, "Tales of the Unexpected"





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay

StonyPillow said...

Good.

Better (Vintage 1960 Hitchcock, with Peter Lorre and Steve McQueen).

Best (4625 words).

But there are only ten fingers. Gonna be tough to fill out a full hour on Meat the Press.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Fred "Ten Stubs" Hiatt.
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Sean Riley said...

Fingers?! I say cut their goolies off!