Monday, September 06, 2010

Show Us Your Tits!


I never thought I'd have to use this Phototshop again, but now that we have once again seen the the American formula for success concertized in the press --
Step One: Grab attention. The more the better. Doesn't matter what for, although try to avoid major crimes unless your business plan is really tight.

Step Two: Take off your pants and show the world your hoo-ha.

Step Three: Rinse and repeat until you get your own teevee show, or until your hoo-ha's 'Q' drops below the so-called "Kato Kaelin Threshold".
-- it seemed depressingly timely.

In the mythos of the American subconscious, Horatio Alger has been replaced by "Holly Wangwranger: The Reacharound Queen of the Mayflower Hotel."

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