Change You Can

Hack Your Hog To.

Republican base rejoices

at finally getting a NewPorn upgrade. *

OldPorn -- once touted by Party faithful
as wild and edgy -- now described as

creepy and mannish.

"It's hard for me to believe that anorexic Brownshirt shemale thing ever made my Laffer Curve," shuddered Imaginary David Brooks.

OK, so Monica Crowley explicitly dropped the figleaf and gave the game away on the McLaughlin Group yesterday (transcript and vid is not yet available) when she said "...[Palin] is Ann Margaret in 'Kitten With a Whip'!", but the only people who could honestly be Shocked!Shocked! at the idea that Palin's appeal to a huge number of the arrested adolescent white male voters of the GOP Base would be less policy-based and more happy-pants-driven are either brain dead, or professionally aggrieved GOP deniers.


Palin's candidacy is straight out of the Fox Network Programming Department propaganda playbook: a seven layer crazy-cake with wingnut sprinkles, under an inch of

softcore hotty frosting to make the annihilation of democracy go down easier.

Because right along, this (parody commercial from "Jackie Brown")

has been one of the utterly unsubtle subtexts of the Palin Pick.



In other words, Murrica, the Party of God believes you won't even notice when the book burners come and your schools are outsourced to Focus on the Family, because the edge of the wingnut wedge

will look like this.

*(Oops. Wrong video of Republicans rejoicing.

Sorry.

Sometimes it's just really , really hard to
tell one generation of privileged, fearmongering,
cracker theocrats from another (Although
given the fact that 3/5ths of the GOP leadership caste
have been outed as closeted gay men in the last 15 years,
I notice they tread a little lighter on the threat of a
"HomoINTERN or Homosexual Gestapo!"
sacrificing Christian babies at Gay Pride Parades,
and instead settle for just treating gays as
any other bunch of dirty fucking liberals
who want to destroy American, and make
Baby Jebus
smash American cities
with holy hurricanes.)