Wednesday, October 31, 2007

An All Hallows Eve Miracle





This night the faith of Linus Van Pelt is finally rewarded as the Great Pumpkin rises from the most righteous Pumpkin Patch in all the land to drop a solid metric ton of gooey Halloween Miracle feculence right on the pointy head of one of the most persistent and loathsome enemies of real Americans and real Christians everywhere.

This from the KansasCity.com

Phelps family ordered to pay $2.9 million in funeral-picket lawsuit
The Star’s Staff

BALTIMORE — A federal jury on Wednesday delivered a $2.9 million verdict against the Phelps family of Topeka and their homophobe Westboro Baptist Church, a Kansas church that picketed the funeral of a Maryland Marine killed in an auto accident in Iraq last year.

It is believed to be the first individual lawsuit against the Phelps, who are infamous for picketing military and other funerals around the country. They do not contend that the dead soldiers are gay, but that their deaths are punishment by an angry God against the United States for its tolerance of homosexuality.

A grieving father, Albert Snyder, sued for unspecified damages after members staged a demonstration at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder.

Family and church members, under the leadership of Fred Phelps, Sr., routinely picket funerals of military personnel killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, carrying signs such as “Thank God for dead soldiers” and “God hates fags.”

Their actions have prompted several states to pass laws regarding funeral protests and Congress has passed a law prohibiting such protests at federal cemeteries.


In the One Party Christian Conservative State of James Dobson's wet dreams, Fred Phelps is the norm.

Ann Coulter is the head of the FCC.

And Eric Rudolph is a Hero of the Dominionist Revolution (Second Class).

These are the faces of America's real, malevolent and entirely home-grown enemies.

And a person's proximity to the views of Coulter, Dobson and their lowlife ilk is a direct measure of their utter failure as citizens and Christians.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aside from the wacked-out Phelps family, does anyone know how many members there are of Fred's 'church'?

Truly, lowest of the low.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, Virginia, there is a Great Pumpkin".
The Mama

res ipsa loquitur said...

"We got a rock."

/Phelps Family

Anonymous said...

There are 80-some of the loons- almost all immediate family.
The total judgement was for $10.9M which is more than the total assets of the "church." Fuck 'em all!

StarDragonTheCanadian said...

Happy Halloween,Phelps!
And the Great Pumpkin bless us,everyone!

Distributorcap said...

unfortunately i dont think they will see one nickel from the whacked out Phelps family.....

Phil said...

What they did is so despicable it almost defies belief.
I would personally kick the shit out of someone who did that to my family.

Anonymous said...

Time to dust off those Chicky Trax again

(chictract spoof - work safe, but sacrelicious)

Anonymous said...

Fred Phelps is the greatest troll alive.

WereBear said...

Oh, that chicktract spoof! Wonderful...

Worksafe, as long as you aren't drinking a beverage.