Monday, October 16, 2006

Sunday Morning


Looked like this.

Every channel. This, a coupla debates, and the weekly Hillary Panty Sniffing Interval on Chris Matthews.

Well, except Fox Sunday, where Condi's signal from Camp David kept flaking out. Which is what'll happen when the SecDef gets hammered on Jäger Bombs and keeps kicking the uplink equipment, screaming, "What'ya gonna do? Fire me? Bwahahaha!!!"

Hawaii got slapped with a middling-sized earthquake.

Or as I'm sure Fox News will headline it,

"Clinton Attempts to Destroy 50th State."

Which is why I opted for the door, the road, and chewy bread and martinis cross town.

9 comments:

cieran said...

Drifty:

Thanks for the BushCo Human Resources imagery. Always wondered what the phrase "lipstick on a pig" would look like in the real world, and thanks to you, now I know.

Ignorance of that was certainly bliss.

The Minstrel Boy said...

i knew clinton was at the bottom of that earthquake, out of office for six years and still capable of causing disaster.

Anonymous said...

All that Bushco propaganda used to get me red hot pissed-off. Now it's mostly endless &
numbing boredom. Hope we get some changes after Nov 7.

billy pilgrim said...

jeez, that picture scared the bejabbers out of me.

Came into the office, fired up the computers, checked a couple of newsbloggers, and BAM! Bejabbers all over the floor.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Awesome Condi/Bolton vision. Interesting, too, seeing Bill doing the "I'm holding an invisible object" gesture... one of Condi's favorites!

res ipsa loquitur said...

That is one of the most frightening pics you've ever posted -- and that's saying something!

(I'm talking the Bolton-CondiLiar meld, wingnuts.)

¡El Gato Negro! said...

¡Sagrado Sagrante Saguaros de Salvador Dali!

(rapid head shake, with "wobba-wobba" noise)

After seeing thees, I theenk I need Sangria.

so.

driftglass said...

Apologies and/or thanks, one and all.
For better or worse, this is just what the inside of my head is like.

Anonymous said...

All I can think of seeing that abominable pic is...

"Whoa, looka that! All moustache and no beard!"

Lenny! Drums!

("BA-DOOMP-BOOMP-PSSSSSSH!")

Thank you! (mumbled) And thanks fer f*ckin' th rim-shot, Lenny!

Seriously though, that is a disturbing-*ss image. Doubly troublesome for the likes of an Instapundit or Limbaugh--as I imagine they'd get whiplash deciding whether to service the moustachioed manhood, or the helmet-haired strap-on. Ick to the third power.

Best,
LowerManhattanite