Today in Both Side Do It: Squint Scarborough Wants His Piece of That Sweet K'rupt Duopoly Dollar

As I may have mentioned once or twice before, now that his Republican party has decided to abandon its last, thin veneer of David Brooksian-respectability and come out loud and proud as the shitpile of bigots and imbeciles that we Liberals always said it was, MSNBC employee Joe Scarborough continues to follow that well-worn wingnut path to Beltway respectability, which has been trodden smooth by the many, credibility-hungry wingnuts that have come before him:

First, establish your personal brand as a reactionary loud-mouthed Conservative asshole.

Second, after the Bush Administration completely collapses and turns your swaggering reactionary Conservative blabber to ash in your mouth, find a corporation willing to pay you lots of money every week to jerk off to Ronald Reagan in public and pine for the Good Old Days before Both Sides fucked everything up.

Third, use the clout from your unearned media gig to snag an unearned op-ed position in a Respectable American Newspaper, where you can  jerk off to Ronald Reagan in public and pine for the Good Old Days before Both Sides fucked everything up.

And, of course, rinse and repeat on Twitter as often as necessary...

Over 50% of Americans have an unfavorable view of both the Republican & Democratic parties. Their duopoly will end. https://t.co/hgoBLBMzTJ

— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) May 7, 2017

MSNBC...  Wingnut pornographers by day, fiery sermons on the dangers of wingnut pornography by night, and making a tidy profit from both ends of the deal.

Like PAGAN in Dragnet, but without the hot beats: