Friday, October 14, 2016

Today In The Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair: Dr. Ben Carson

Longtime readers know that "The Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair" is my shorthand for the millions of freaks and malignant lunatics who have wallowed in wingnut Hate Radio racist dung and Fox News Liberal Conspiracy claptrap for so long that is has become the quotidian argot of their wretched lives.  It is their tavern-talk -- their worst, paranoid delusions, externalized, validated, tarted up as The Unvarnished Truth and then regurgitated back to them by ghouls and treason-mongers like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly... which are, in turn, passed around again like so many fish stories, getting bigger and wilder and truthier with iteration.  

It is the shit they eagerly rub in their hair -- the shit which, year after year, they sculpt into ever more elaborate pompadours because everyone else in their dingy, lightless corner of Universe is doing it and they lost their sense of smell 40 years ago.

They preen over each other.  They are happy in each other's company.  They praise each other on the little, individual touches with which they have customized their Shitheap Toupees -- an extra layer of Benghaaaazi, perhaps, appliqued over something something the New Black Panther Party because ACORN!.

And all is right with the world...right up until they leave the cocoon of their Wingnut Pig Sty and step into the normal world, where they are Shocked!Shocked! to discover that normal people flee are the absolutely horrified at the stuff that comes pouring out of their face-holes is absolutely horrifying to normal people.

During this Year of the Trump, every one of his human finger-puppets, right down the line, have had to discard all pretense of civilized norms in order to maintain their candidate's hold the the inbred, fascist end of the American gene pool that thinks that their orange fire demon chimp with a machine gun is the Risen Reagan.  

For each  other them, obedience to Trump has demanded a public and ongoing auto-da-fe of whatever it is that each of Trump's stooges and lackeys at least pretend to hold most dear.

For example. Kellyanne Conway and every other mother in the employ of this monster have had to sell out their own children by publicly siding with a leering, lying sexual predator over and over again,

Pastor Jerry Falwell, Jr. and the rest of the Christopaths and con-men-of-the-cloth have been required to recrucify the Lord they claim to love every time they open their mouths in the service of a man who is in every imaginable way the diametric opposite of Christ.

Rudy Giuliani, Chris Christie and every other current and former elected official have lowered themselves to the level of gibbering, lying beasts and mocked any concept of public service and civil society in order to serve their new master.

And Dr, Ben Carson?  Retired neurosurgeon and former hero to millions?  This is how deep into a pit of bile and madness that Dr. Ben has sunk in the service of Kim Jong Orange:
On November 8th, this election comes to an end.

On November 9th, the Beltway media campaign to excuse what we are seeing with out own eyes, deflect it, Both Sider it and generally forget it ever happened begins.

Be ready.


Robt said...

It almost provokes the imagination.

Dr. Ben Carson *brain surgeon). Has been at Trump's side even in the GOP primaries.
Is Trump Dr. Ben's experiment?
Did Dr. Ben secretly operate on Donald Trump's brian altering him surgically to produce (what he felt) would be the superior GOP leader?
I am not saying this. There are people great people who tell me this may be the case. Believe me! Believe me!
Dr. Ben has been right at his patient's bedside during this entire election. Monitoring his creation and perhaps medically tweaking the tweeter as needed in this experiment to provide America with a superior lGOP Dear Leader. It would explain Dr. Ben's close and long term presence near and about the Donald. It is possible the Dr. is prescribing the proper medications to his patient to maintain his brain's new wired functionality, right?
Isn't this as possible as Chem Trails or the secret Muslim President?
Just saying............

Paul Wartenberg said...

Drew Magary over at GQ pointed out that given Trump's psychotic nature, he's more than likely to keep going after Nov. 9th lying about how "rigged" the election was and that he's the victim.

We're already seeing how he's playing up the global conspiracy excuse.

This is not going to end until there's blood in the streets or half the Trump circus is in jail, probably both.

dinthebeast said...

Not gonna let them forget this one this time.

-Doug in Oakland

Dave McCarthy said...

wow. elect a serial sexual predator to the highest office in the country, THEN we'll talk about the whole Judeo-Christian morality thingie. Great.

@robt- great post, I've heard that many great people agree with you bigly!

Also too, I may name my band "Tweaking the Tweeter"!

trgahan said...

Usually, the media makes the GOP base (aka. the tribe you refer to) disappear once the Republican primaries were mathematically over, but this year Trump is keeping them front and center right up to election day, which has been most annoying to the media courtier class.

Their work is cut out for them on November 9th. My money is still on the RNC throwing an elected female minority Republican in front of the camera to declare a Conservative Jubilee! removing Trump, the Tribe, and all other Republican sins from the record (So SHUT UP about it already you dirty hippies!). It will work too and the media will switch focus to every vote Hillary didn't get and how that equals NO MANDATE!

The only complicating factor will be if Trump decides to keep fleecing the rubes by screeching about the election being "stolen!" Once again, preventing the media from hiding/ignoring the tribe.

jim said...

Poor bugger.
Spun all the way right up his own arse he did.

Pablo in the Gazebo said...

"...the quotidian argot of their wretched lives."

Kickin' it up a notch today, eh? To paraphrase a cowpoke from my favorite western, you use your words prettier than a twenty dollar whore. (That didn't really work, but you know what I mean.)

Neo Tuxedo said...

Paul, the photo of El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago that accompanied that GQ article reminded me that He, Trump is as close to being a chuwero as any actual human has ever been.

proverbialleadballoon said...

Look at Curt Shilling, holy guacamole, he's gone past embarrassing himself, past discrediting himself, into creepazoid, going door-to-door in his area having to apologize -land. All for defending Trump, and the Tribe that rubs Shit in their hair. Which was dubbed a Basket of Deplorables by Clinton, which is kinda catchy in its own right. And the press went straight to 'she called millions of people deplorable! how dare she!', skipping over you know, who or what she is referring to. (neo-Nazis are bad, hmmkay? and flirting with it and alluding to it, signaling to fascists by using their language is deplorable. As is allowing this to occur, for the ratings.) On November 9, just as you say, the press will scapegoat Trump as a five-standard-deviations away from the Republican norm, came out of the fucking blue, in no way shape or form does Trump represent the Republican party outlier. So that we can get on with the first order of business: a Hillary Clinton witch-hunt, of whatever fashion they can drum up.

ziply said...

Trump's sexual assaultiveness is not important because it's just women??

Kathleen O'Neill said...

Sort of like Douchehat saying genocide no problem unless Catholics.